Hot Sloppy Spam...

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Originally posted by Mr.Poop

how is it poop?

my girl went back to poland yesterday

that sucks whyd she go back

she hates me

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Originally posted by BDWW

Honda sux...fake titties, real titties, big titties or small titties...he STILL sux and SWALLOWS

I like fake titties..well, not really..but I just don't like fake titties, that look insanely fake.



Enjoy, your rock hard breasts...

soft titties for honda:

ehhhhhhhhhhh

Huh..I think her and I work at the same place.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Huh..I think her and I work at the same place.

what happened to the honda(wanker) chronicles?

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Originally posted by EricLindros

soft titties for honda:

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EL-DOOD you are my HERO!

Honda-make a better avy for me and maybe...or STFU

hello

hello

echo?

You know what I don't understand?

The abuse type porn. I recently ...purchased a video and it was, well pretty average porn, and then the girl gagged and threw up.

And they freaking kept going on with the oral sex.


THAT MAKES NO SENSE!

I mean, if a girl threw up on my penis, not only would it be a total mood killer (although perhaps flattering, cause you know, I'm huge. Like John Holmes, without the AIDs), but like it'd make me worry that if I didn't get the vomit off in time, it'd begin to eat away my jibs. The last thing on my mind would be "Hey, let's keep this going."


How is that sexy in any way?




Also, in this (different) porn, the guy is totally man handling the girls breasts, and that's funny. Because she's acting like she likes getting dribbled like a set basketballs.

PORNSTAR'S DAY JUST GOT RUINED!

She was giving road head, and the driver got in an accident. And she wakes up in the hospital (and she obviously just learned how to speak whatever English was on the queue cards), and she asks about her bf, and the doc says that he died. And then she freaks out, and asks for him to call her parents, and in all sorts of fake porn sympathy, the doc says: "They were in the other car..."




She's gonna need some milk and cookies or something.

teh fuck?

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

PORNSTAR'S DAY JUST GOT RUINED!

She was giving road head, and the driver got in an accident. And she wakes up in the hospital (and she obviously just learned how to speak whatever English was on the queue cards), and she asks about her bf, and the doc says that he died. And then she freaks out, and asks for him to call her parents, and in all sorts of fake porn sympathy, the doc says: "They were in the other car..."




She's gonna need some milk and cookies or something.

mmmmmmmmmmmm road head

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Originally posted by rumplesplitskin

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what happened to the honda(wanker) chronicles?

I got a promotion..I'm in a different area now, I make more money...and I hang out alone and listen to music all day.

shit is SO cash.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

PORNSTAR'S DAY JUST GOT RUINED!

She was giving road head, and the driver got in an accident. And she wakes up in the hospital (and she obviously just learned how to speak whatever English was on the queue cards), and she asks about her bf, and the doc says that he died. And then she freaks out, and asks for him to call her parents, and in all sorts of fake porn sympathy, the doc says: "They were in the other car..."




She's gonna need some milk and cookies or something.

Bawhahaawwwwwehawhawwehahaawwwe

It doesn't matter Bangles...because even if it had been in real life, pornstars have no soul.

Just aids.