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Originally posted by Honda_X
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I never thought that for a second...I bet when girls go on dates with you they trip over all kinds of things, while being lost in your eyes.
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Originally posted by EricLindros
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I thought that meant that he was out on a date with a guy and some girl was checking that dude out.
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Originally posted by Honda_X
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I never thought that for a second...I bet when girls go on dates with you they trip over all kinds of things, while being lost in your eyes.
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Originally posted by Bangledesh
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I bet they stumble twice as often around you because you still have your super sexy awesome hair. (Mine's growing back, and it's good but yeah...)
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Originally posted by 69cuda
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.... are you commenting on another guys hair... whow dude, whow, is it shiny??
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Originally posted by Honda_X
Fuck yeah, it's a shame I'm into attractive girls.
Oh man, last week was the best, I took home 5 containers of ice cream...but they kind they sell to ice cream shops and ice cream trucks...so these bastards are like 20 liters each right....So I'm driving home, loling at how much ice cream I have, when I remember that I have absolutely nowhere to put this fucking ice cream, like we have 2 big freezers, a beer fridge and a regular fridge..and they're all jammed up with ice cream. So I drove by the video store (I'm friends with the girl that works there..due to my love of movies..and really hot girls.) So anyway, she takes one..and then we're trying to figure out how to get rid of them...so she walks over to the door and screams "next 4 people who rent movies get free ice cream" and this fat old woman at the bank started running...she ran and ran..but was too late. The best was, this 8 year old was the first one in, and the tub of ice cream was as big as him.
Long story short, I gave away some ice cream...am now an hero.
Man, I should have just dumped it into a river...that would have been cool.
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Originally posted by Bangledesh
Honda, you're a fan of Keeley Hazell, right?
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Originally posted by Bangledesh
Honda, you're a fan of Keeley Hazell, right?
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Originally posted by Honda_X
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Yes, yes I am.
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