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Originally posted by EricLindros

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Working with you guys must be a real hoot.

it is

err.... 88MPH... what is your avatar of?

i keep looking at it trying to decide like whats going on there

FeFe is a trap.

Well, maybe they're small balls.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

err.... 88MPH... what is your avatar of?

i keep looking at it trying to decide like whats going on there

haha its a girl straddling another girl trying to cover up her thong. Yeah it looks like shes digging into her ass. Sexy for some, I know.

What's funny today? I can really use some funny.

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Originally posted by NaughtyGypsy

I can really use some funny.

Then you need only to look into a mirror.



..Also, 1.21 GIGAWATTS!

I watched the Jackass Tribute to Evil Kenevil which was pretty good. A few good laughs.

I am eating ice cream and you are jealous.

Except Honda, because it's too much like work.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

I am eating ice cream and you are jealous.

Except Honda, because it's too much like work.

I did the math earlier, and my best guess is that I have over 100 Liters of ice cream in 3 freezers right now.

If only cars ran on ice cream..



I don't even eat the fucking ice cream, I just take it because I can.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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I did the math earlier, and my best guess is that I have over 100 Liters of ice cream in 3 freezers right now.

If only cars ran on ice cream..



I don't even eat the fucking ice cream, I just take it because I can.

Dude, if you were into fat chicks you'd be the ultimate pimp.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

I don't even eat the fucking ice cream, I just take it because I can.

nice.

Breaking News:

'Wheel of Fortune' Contestants Hit Hard as Prices of Vowels Skyrocket

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LOS ANGELES—Contestants on the television game show Wheel Of Fortune have been hit especially hard at the podiums in recent months due to skyrocketing vowel prices, which reached a record $600 last week. "I remember a time when you could get an 'e' for $250," 46-year-old contestant Samantha Means said after a Wednesday taping. "But as Wheel contestants, we've become so dependent on vowels to solve puzzles that the producers can get away with jacking up prices because they know we'll pay them. We need a legitimate vowel alternative, but I don't think we're ready for that. I know I'm not." According to Wheel Of Fortune show runner Charlie Clark, vowel prices are not likely to come down anytime soon unless America improves its standing in the Middle East.

Are girls allowed to look?

Because I know guys aren't supposed to look. (when they're out with a date, and a hot chick walks by.)

So can girls look at hot guys?

Fuck yeah, it's a shame I'm into attractive girls.



Oh man, last week was the best, I took home 5 containers of ice cream...but they kind they sell to ice cream shops and ice cream trucks...so these bastards are like 20 liters each right....So I'm driving home, loling at how much ice cream I have, when I remember that I have absolutely nowhere to put this fucking ice cream, like we have 2 big freezers, a beer fridge and a regular fridge..and they're all jammed up with ice cream. So I drove by the video store (I'm friends with the girl that works there..due to my love of movies..and really hot girls.) So anyway, she takes one..and then we're trying to figure out how to get rid of them...so she walks over to the door and screams "next 4 people who rent movies get free ice cream" and this fat old woman at the bank started running...she ran and ran..but was too late. The best was, this 8 year old was the first one in, and the tub of ice cream was as big as him.

Long story short, I gave away some ice cream...am now an hero.



Man, I should have just dumped it into a river...that would have been cool.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Fuck yeah, it's a shame I'm into attractive girls.



Oh man, last week was the best, I took home 5 containers of ice cream...but they kind they sell to ice cream shops and ice cream trucks...so these bastards are like 20 liters each right....So I'm driving home, loling at how much ice cream I have, when I remember that I have absolutely nowhere to put this fucking ice cream, like we have 2 big freezers, a beer fridge and a regular fridge..and they're all jammed up with ice cream. So I drove by the video store (I'm friends with the girl that works there..due to my love of movies..and really hot girls.) So anyway, she takes one..and then we're trying to figure out how to get rid of them...so she walks over to the door and screams "next 4 people who rent movies get free ice cream" and this fat old woman at the bank started running...she ran and ran..but was too late. The best was, this 8 year old was the first one in, and the tub of ice cream was as big as him.

Long story short, I gave away some ice cream...am now an hero.



Man, I should have just dumped it into a river...that would have been cool.

Take pics. She short?

Also, that's freaking awesome.

...The only thing I got from my job was credit card numbers and all that crap. I got screwed...

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Are girls allowed to look?

Because I know guys aren't supposed to look. (when they're out with a date, and a hot chick walks by.)

So can girls look at hot guys?

The only reason a girl would look at another guy while on a date with me, would be that she wants to experience a falcon punch.

Plus, when I'm on a date I always check out other girls...women love competition.

So..maybe?

Ideally, you're dating a chick who's checking out other chicks with you, and all this "checking out doods" shit is avoided.

I just realized that that sounds like (to those who don't know me) that I was out on a date and the girl was looking at guys

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

I just realized that that sounds like (to those who don't know me) that I was out on a date and the girl was looking at guys

I never thought that for a second...I bet when girls go on dates with you they trip over all kinds of things, while being lost in your eyes.