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Hookers For Jesus

Starter: ArtieLange Posted: 16 years ago Views: 1.0K
#3952231
Lvl 8
ArtieLange 16 years ago
What is the world coming to when hookers give themselves to the Lord. Maybe church might not be a bad place to pick up loose girls.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygjH2P8H2FI&eurl=http://www.hookersforjesus.net/home.cfm[/youtube]
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#3952232
Lvl 8
biggins10 16 years ago
She sounds like she was a mormon wife
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#3952233
[Deleted] 16 years ago
HOW stupid can you be?...What a dumbass...Prostitution, off the bus makin' it big, at what cost?
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#3952234
Lvl 28
Honda_X 16 years ago
Jesus here.

...Where are my hoes?
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#3952235
Lvl 14
marcell1001 16 years ago
Quote:
Originally posted by Honda_X

Jesus here.

...Where are my hoes?


Rofl!!!
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#3952236
Lvl 16
sookyjumps 16 years ago
Quote:
Originally posted by Honda_X

Jesus here.

...Where are my hoes?



...FTW!
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#3952237
Lvl 6
Baby_Jesus 16 years ago
THOU SHALL NOT TAKE FALSE GODS ABOVE ME!



By the way, my pimp hand is strong, obviously.
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#3952238
Lvl 28
Honda_X 16 years ago
Honda Jesus, and Baby Jesus...Sounds like a pretty awesome buddy comedy to me.

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Then, HondaJesus used his powers of god to go back in time, and rescue himself from would-be time assassins. Now, he has a thirst for revenge, he's about to turn this water, into ..blood, the blood of his enemies that is.

Look for it this fall, What Would Honda Jesus and Baby Jesus Do? KICK SOME ASS, while still getting sensual with the hoes.

WWHJ-BJD

Starring:

Orlando Bloom and that fat kid from Nancy Drew.


Best movie ever.
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#3952239
Lvl 11
robodick 16 years ago
Her testimony is true. She spoke at a church here and we went to see her. Met her, and she is totally, miraculously changed into an angel of a woman!
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#3952240
Lvl 16
dvetteone 16 years ago
I know alot of people who turned to religion after their addictions. Just replacing their addictions and selling something different. Still annoying. God loves you but everyone else still thinks your an a-hole!
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#3952241
Lvl 12
4tookerplace 16 years ago
Quote:
Originally posted by Baby_Jesus

THOU SHALL NOT TAKE FALSE GODS ABOVE ME!



By the way, my pimp hand is strong, obviously.

The hole in his hand cuts down on wind resistance, giving his heavenly-pimp-hand extra speed and devastating force.
And as we know, the drawback of this advantage is, he can't eat M&Ms.










You know, they fall through the hole.
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