Honda would like sum special aids spam

I just bought a fleshlight.

Not so much for the fake-sex.

But for the hilarity that I can cause with it.



My friend has a super sensitive girlfriend.


Imagine when she finds a fleshlight and some assorted hardcore porn and some lube tucked under his bed, or in the refrigerator, or in a closet.

Pure hilarity.


And I'm sure I can do other wicked awesome stuff with it!



It just won't get old.


Or I sure as hell hope it won't get old, at least not for me to pull that prank 2-3 times.



That bitch cost me 70 bucks.

well you have fun with all by your self

Why waste 70 bucks on a sex toy if not gonna use it on yourself? That's just madness!!!

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Originally posted by Pabst

Why waste 70 bucks on a sex toy if not gonna use it on yourself? That's just madness!!!

Of course he's gonna use it. He just hoped we wouldn't think he will.

Man, people keep 1 staring my spectacular threads, whilst not making any of their own...

You'd think people would at least kinda want a fun community on this site...it makes me sad for the children.

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Originally posted by ?

Now were talkin..

Here, Honda *5* stars,

well ive got a fun filled evening planned :P


im going to mod pictures until this movie goes off in 30 minutes, then im going to go pick up something eat with some iced tea


and THEN the real fun begins because im then coming home and cleaning

morning

work = to long and blah,
so im just gonnaa sleep nows

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Originally posted by Pabst

Why waste 70 bucks on a sex toy if not gonna use it on yourself? That's just madness!!!

I once spent 100 dollars buying firewood and cheeseburgers for my history teacher. Because I figured he needed firewood and food.


Don't underestimate the power of randomness in my life.

Honda's sister
http://whatboyswant.com/showpicture/1007616

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Originally posted by RumDum

Honda's sister
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That was his sister? I FUCKED HER...

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Originally posted by RumDum

Honda's sister
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She's riding him...that incestuous bastard...

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Originally posted by Suckrates

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She's riding him...that wincestuous bastard...

Fixed.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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Fixed.

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Originally posted by RumDum

Honda's sister
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Honda's sister bought my rhetoric at the bar the other night and we wound up shaving each others privates.

Long time no see meh negras..