Honda Dates A Model.

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Originally posted by creepus

::walks away crying::


dude seriously.......

i didn't see that comming

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Honda Has Breakfest

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Well here is a humdinger of a story for you, about a month ago I was hanging out with a good old friend of mine named Dave. Well you see Daves dad was having a birthday party I was dragged to, and I hate social functions..a lot. So I'm there with my friends total screw up family, with all their oddness and such..and in walks this absolutely beautiful girl..I'm absolutely stunned. I ask who she is and I'm told shes my friends cousin, and a model named Melony. Ironically Melony had delicious melons for a girl as skinny as she, so I was instantly smitten with her. She glanced at me and smiled a few times throughout the night, I could tell she liked me..I waited until she had a few Apple Martinis....and then I slid in for a convo. I asked if she was single, she replied "yes, I am...are you?" and I of course said "why, did you wanna sleep with me or something?" we both giggled and laughed, I could instantly tell she wanted my dick in, or around her mouth.

The night went on and on, and she got more and more trashed until the point where she said "You're really cute...wanna got to dinner next weekend(she had mentioned she was out of town all week, and would only be back for the weekend). I was like L0LWUT?!...not really, I was actually playing it quite cool. I've dated hot girls before, not lately but up until now my track average is somewhere around 7-8...so respectably hot. This girl though, holy all mighty jesus...she was about 5'9 and I dunno..105lbs...but her rack was awesome, her hip to rack ratio was phenomenal and more than once throughout the night I found myself glancing down at them, due to her low cut top. She has blue eyes and dirty blond hair with a black, and pink streak..normally I would have mocked her stupid hair, but was absolutely perfect...I couldn't believe how beautiful this girl is....it was the first time I had been nervous since I was like 9.

I talked about how I doubted that she was a real model, and the girl pulled a magazine page out of her purse and pointed to her...I was like "oh snap, that's a cosmopolitan magazine"..and she was like "are you gay?"...and I was like "what, I only look at them for the sexy girls inside"...all nervously, she giggled..everything I said and did was pure win. She asked me to come upstairs with her to their TV room, I said "you had better not try anything sexual or anything" she giggled and made this cutesy face that almost made me want to high five god for making someone so beautiful. So I highfived myself and carried on with the conversation.. We sat and watched The O.C.for about a half hour, then she fell asleep, due to the 9 Apple Martinis she had...she feel asleep on my shoulder which I found very awkward, I wish I had a camera though..because she was devastatingly cute while sleeping.


When she woke up, I was pretending to be sleeping, but my heart was beating like it was going to explode, she nudged me awake..and we walked down stairs....the birthday bash had turned into a drunken ho down...people asleep everywhere. She told me she had to leave (it was around 6am..) and that I should give her a call on the weekend. She drove a BMW M3...it was so sweet, she was such an awesome girl.....something had to be wrong with her. I spent the majority of my day talking to my friend about her...anything I could think of I asked him, apparently she has apartments in Paris and London but only stayed there during fashion type things, she had just turned 19 and was surprisingly rich..like me, only slightly richer. I was so impressed with her...she talked to me during the week on the phone and stuff, she even sounded attractive on the phone...my mind swam with possibilities...I had finally found a girl at least half as great as I.

We went to dinner on the following weekend, I didn't mention any of this to you lot mainly because it's none of your business..and I didn't want this story to be "how Honda got shot down by a model"..I actually went all out, we had just gotten the car out of storage..So I got to pick her up in a phenomenally impressive car...and took her to the best restaurant I could find. Shit cost me a weeks pay...but it was worth it, I was actually trying at having an amazing girlfriend and it was working. My friend was insanely pissed off that I was dating his model cousin, we made fun of him during the dinner. After the dinner we walked through the city, it was a warm, clear..beautiful night. As we walked her dress and hair blew in the wind...it was beautiful, she was beautiful..it, was beautiful. She was surprisingly down to earth in her humor, I would say dumb, weird and silly things..and she would always laugh and say something equally as strange...it was awesome.

The first kiss was a little awkward, I was talking about how hilarious it would be if the entire band "Panic, at the disco" got caught in a meat grinder she kissed me and said "it would only improve their shitty music"...we lulzed and then highfived. Things got a little more physical as we progressed on seeing each other throughout that week. I couldn't stay away from her, also, I loved driving her car..it was almost a challenge for the awesomeness that is my car. Anyway, cars aside..the only hard part about it all was the fact I worked so much..I told her I worked with computers, not that I was just a factory worker, I didn't want her to lose respect for me at all, considering even I find my job pathetic.

She was at my house like everyday that week, and most of last...she would drive me to work and everything, it was awesome, she was like a kid on summer vacation, and she spent money like it was going to rot, I loved it. We hadn't really tried having sex at all..but she blew me all kinds of stupid, it kinda scared me how insanely good she was at suckin dick, it made me think she had been round the block a few times...it worried me slightly but I let it go. I asked her if she was big on boyfriends, she told me most guys were afraid to talk to her, because of her amazing beauty..(my words not hers, she was shockingly modest)...but I worried if we got around to having sex..the pressure would be on me to be awesome, and sure, my cock is huge..but sometimes that isn't enough...well, it's always been enough, but maybe she was different.

The day before I went to the carshow, we spent the night together...she sprung for the honeymoon suite at the Niagra Falls Marriott Fallsview hotel, it was beautiful. We started off slow...but before long we were both drunk and naked, and I was pounding her every which way I could possibly imagine...I hadn't had sex in awhile, so I was fucking her like it was the last time I would ever fuck again...just out of prison fucking. I had never felt a girl cum so hard, she bit into me so hard she drew blood. We must have had sex for a good 4 hours, and then took a break to have a shower together... then had more sex..and more and more. After the shower she told me not to put on a condom, I was worried but fuck it, even if I got sum aids, it would be worth it. But we didn't really discuss birth control, was I supposed to pull out, or just cum..or what the fuck? I waited until she came once more, it wasn't as hard this time, but I'm sure a girl can only have so many orgasms before she gets sore. Shes sweating and panting, but in a sexy way...so am I, but in a less sexy way...she rubbed her finger through the sweat on my chest and then tasted it. It was really hot, she didn't even make fun of the fact I wax my chest...lucky her, I would have smacked her in the mouth. I whispered in her ear.."How do you wanna end this"...she whispered back "I want you to cum on my mouth".......WHAT!?. I was so surprised I stopped fucking her for a few seconds, she kinda went "uhhhh" like she was scared I was going to freak out...so I went "alright, whatever you want"...she giggled a bit. A lot of things were going through my mind, one..what the fuck does she mean by "ON?"..like around her mouth, or in it..or what the fuck..I stopped thinking, thinking leads to awkward situations..."people do this shit in porn all the fucking time, MAN UP about it" is all I kept thinking. I had been curious about this kinda thing in porn, but I don't know how the fuck you could approach a girl about that kinda thing...especially one as beautiful as she. She grabbed my dick and started sucking...and pulling..I was relieved honestly, because if shes going to do it, I can't do it wrong. As she was pulling and sucking, I knew I was so close to cumming. I stopped thinking about the pleasure, and started thinking about the practicality of it...what the hell do you say to someone after you cum in their face? "Oh snap, it looks like my dick threw up all over you??...it was kinda freaking me out a lot..so I tried to fight it, but she was good. We had fucked all night, it was close to 6am now and I could tell this orgasm was going to redefine what my body knows to be an "orgasm" ..it was going to also destroy this young, beautiful girls makeup. I tried as hard as I could, I held back..because I was so scared of the aftermath, like what if she freaks out? I was so close though, and oh lord it was good, like magical good....I could feel my heart in my throat, beating with a kinda lust, and fear combination I glanced down and she smiled at my while pulling my dick...I knew it was over, in that moment...It was just to much..my whole lower half went numb...my eyes rolled back in my head and I bit down on my tongue..it was SO close and I hear a weird fucking crunching noise, my mind snaps back to reality.."did she break my cock"..but I don't even feel her on my cock anymore..I look down, and shes eating something...I'm like "what in the fuck are you eating?!"Reeses"..she replied in a nonchalant tone. "Candy, for breakfast?" I asked. "No, Reeses puffs cereal."..she replied while crunching away. I'm intrigued by the idea of Reeses for breakfast, so she slllllllides me a bowl..just one bite, and my taste buds are lost in a sea of flavor. Reeses peanut butter puffs, it's candy, for breakfast.

And then....you woke up

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Well here is a humdinger of a story for you, about a month ago I was hanging out with a good old friend of mine named Dave. Well you see Daves dad was having a birthday party I was dragged to, and I hate social functions..a lot. So I'm there with my friends total screw up family, with all their oddness and such..and in walks this absolutely beautiful girl..I'm absolutely stunned. I ask who she is and I'm told shes my friends cousin, and a model named Melony. Ironically Melony had delicious melons for a girl as skinny as she, so I was instantly smitten with her. She glanced at me and smiled a few times throughout the night, I could tell she liked me..I waited until she had a few Apple Martinis....and then I slid in for a convo. I asked if she was single, she replied "yes, I am...are you?" and I of course said "why, did you wanna sleep with me or something?" we both giggled and laughed, I could instantly tell she wanted my dick in, or around her mouth.

The night went on and on, and she got more and more trashed until the point where she said "You're really cute...wanna got to dinner next weekend(she had mentioned she was out of town all week, and would only be back for the weekend). I was like L0LWUT?!...not really, I was actually playing it quite cool. I've dated hot girls before, not lately but up until now my track average is somewhere around 7-8...so respectably hot. This girl though, holy all mighty jesus...she was about 5'9 and I dunno..105lbs...but her rack was awesome, her hip to rack ratio was phenomenal and more than once throughout the night I found myself glancing down at them, due to her low cut top. She has blue eyes and dirty blond hair with a black, and pink streak..normally I would have mocked her stupid hair, but was absolutely perfect...I couldn't believe how beautiful this girl is....it was the first time I had been nervous since I was like 9.

I talked about how I doubted that she was a real model, and the girl pulled a magazine page out of her purse and pointed to her...I was like "oh snap, that's a cosmopolitan magazine"..and she was like "are you gay?"...and I was like "what, I only look at them for the sexy girls inside"...all nervously, she giggled..everything I said and did was pure win. She asked me to come upstairs with her to their TV room, I said "you had better not try anything sexual or anything" she giggled and made this cutesy face that almost made me want to high five god for making someone so beautiful. So I highfived myself and carried on with the conversation.. We sat and watched The O.C.for about a half hour, then she fell asleep, due to the 9 Apple Martinis she had...she feel asleep on my shoulder which I found very awkward, I wish I had a camera though..because she was devastatingly cute while sleeping.


When she woke up, I was pretending to be sleeping, but my heart was beating like it was going to explode, she nudged me awake..and we walked down stairs....the birthday bash had turned into a drunken ho down...people asleep everywhere. She told me she had to leave (it was around 6am..) and that I should give her a call on the weekend. She drove a BMW M3...it was so sweet, she was such an awesome girl.....something had to be wrong with her. I spent the majority of my day talking to my friend about her...anything I could think of I asked him, apparently she has apartments in Paris and London but only stayed there during fashion type things, she had just turned 19 and was surprisingly rich..like me, only slightly richer. I was so impressed with her...she talked to me during the week on the phone and stuff, she even sounded attractive on the phone...my mind swam with possibilities...I had finally found a girl at least half as great as I.

We went to dinner on the following weekend, I didn't mention any of this to you lot mainly because it's none of your business..and I didn't want this story to be "how Honda got shot down by a model"..I actually went all out, we had just gotten the car out of storage..So I got to pick her up in a phenomenally impressive car...and took her to the best restaurant I could find. Shit cost me a weeks pay...but it was worth it, I was actually trying at having an amazing girlfriend and it was working. My friend was insanely pissed off that I was dating his model cousin, we made fun of him during the dinner. After the dinner we walked through the city, it was a warm, clear..beautiful night. As we walked her dress and hair blew in the wind...it was beautiful, she was beautiful..it, was beautiful. She was surprisingly down to earth in her humor, I would say dumb, weird and silly things..and she would always laugh and say something equally as strange...it was awesome.

The first kiss was a little awkward, I was talking about how hilarious it would be if the entire band "Panic, at the disco" got caught in a meat grinder she kissed me and said "it would only improve their shitty music"...we lulzed and then highfived. Things got a little more physical as we progressed on seeing each other throughout that week. I couldn't stay away from her, also, I loved driving her car..it was almost a challenge for the awesomeness that is my car. Anyway, cars aside..the only hard part about it all was the fact I worked so much..I told her I worked with computers, not that I was just a factory worker, I didn't want her to lose respect for me at all, considering even I find my job pathetic.

She was at my house like everyday that week, and most of last...she would drive me to work and everything, it was awesome, she was like a kid on summer vacation, and she spent money like it was going to rot, I loved it. We hadn't really tried having sex at all..but she blew me all kinds of stupid, it kinda scared me how insanely good she was at suckin dick, it made me think she had been round the block a few times...it worried me slightly but I let it go. I asked her if she was big on boyfriends, she told me most guys were afraid to talk to her, because of her amazing beauty..(my words not hers, she was shockingly modest)...but I worried if we got around to having sex..the pressure would be on me to be awesome, and sure, my cock is huge..but sometimes that isn't enough...well, it's always been enough, but maybe she was different.

The day before I went to the carshow, we spent the night together...she sprung for the honeymoon suite at the Niagra Falls Marriott Fallsview hotel, it was beautiful. We started off slow...but before long we were both drunk and naked, and I was pounding her every which way I could possibly imagine...I hadn't had sex in awhile, so I was fucking her like it was the last time I would ever fuck again...just out of prison fucking. I had never felt a girl cum so hard, she bit into me so hard she drew blood. We must have had sex for a good 4 hours, and then took a break to have a shower together... then had more sex..and more and more. After the shower she told me not to put on a condom, I was worried but fuck it, even if I got sum aids, it would be worth it. But we didn't really discuss birth control, was I supposed to pull out, or just cum..or what the fuck? I waited until she came once more, it wasn't as hard this time, but I'm sure a girl can only have so many orgasms before she gets sore. Shes sweating and panting, but in a sexy way...so am I, but in a less sexy way...she rubbed her finger through the sweat on my chest and then tasted it. It was really hot, she didn't even make fun of the fact I wax my chest...lucky her, I would have smacked her in the mouth. I whispered in her ear.."How do you wanna end this"...she whispered back "I want you to cum on my mouth".......WHAT!?. I was so surprised I stopped fucking her for a few seconds, she kinda went "uhhhh" like she was scared I was going to freak out...so I went "alright, whatever you want"...she giggled a bit. A lot of things were going through my mind, one..what the fuck does she mean by "ON?"..like around her mouth, or in it..or what the fuck..I stopped thinking, thinking leads to awkward situations..."people do this shit in porn all the fucking time, MAN UP about it" is all I kept thinking. I had been curious about this kinda thing in porn, but I don't know how the fuck you could approach a girl about that kinda thing...especially one as beautiful as she. She grabbed my dick and started sucking...and pulling..I was relieved honestly, because if shes going to do it, I can't do it wrong. As she was pulling and sucking, I knew I was so close to cumming. I stopped thinking about the pleasure, and started thinking about the practicality of it...what the hell do you say to someone after you cum in their face? "Oh snap, it looks like my dick threw up all over you??...it was kinda freaking me out a lot..so I tried to fight it, but she was good. We had fucked all night, it was close to 6am now and I could tell this orgasm was going to redefine what my body knows to be an "orgasm" ..it was going to also destroy this young, beautiful girls makeup. I tried as hard as I could, I held back..because I was so scared of the aftermath, like what if she freaks out? I was so close though, and oh lord it was good, like magical good....I could feel my heart in my throat, beating with a kinda lust, and fear combination I glanced down and she smiled at my while pulling my dick...I knew it was over, in that moment...It was just to much..my whole lower half went numb...my eyes rolled back in my head and I bit down on my tongue..it was SO close and I hear a weird fucking crunching noise, my mind snaps back to reality.."did she break my cock"..but I don't even feel her on my cock anymore..I look down, and shes eating something...I'm like "what in the fuck are you eating?!"Reeses"..she replied in a nonchalant tone. "Candy, for breakfast?" I asked. "No, Reeses puffs cereal."..she replied while crunching away. I'm intrigued by the idea of Reeses for breakfast, so she slllllllides me a bowl..just one bite, and my taste buds are lost in a sea of flavor. Reeses peanut butter puffs, it's candy, for breakfast.