Honda Dates A Model.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

i really want some reeces peanut butter puffs now :P

Hondas balls are made out of reeces peanut butter

Really though, it's crazy when you're hooking up with a 10. Shit just ain't normal.

Oh Boy!

IT'S CANDY, FOR BREAKFAST

Would someone please tell me how it ends? Fell asleep.

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Originally posted by Rob3

Would someone please tell me how it ends? Fell asleep.

WITH CANDY FOR BREAKFAST!

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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WITH CANDY FOR BREAKFAST!

Thanks Eric.

happy to help

*phone rings*
Hey Justin.Hey It's Aaron, I can't come out tonight, I'm going to see this girl,no...no... her name is candy,shes real cute ,i got to go see ya!

I know a girl who's tough but sweet
She's so fine she can't be beat
She's got everything that I desire
Sets the summer sun on fire

I want candy
I want candy
I want candy
I want candy

Go to see her when the sun goes down
Ain't no finer girl in town
You're my girl, what the doctor ordered
So sweet, you make my mouth water
Ohhhh!
I want candy
I want candy
I want candy
I want candy

(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey)x2

Candy on the beach, there's nothin' better
But I like candy when it's wrapped in a sweater
Someday soon I'll make you mine
Then I'll have candy all the time
Ohhhh!

I want candy
I want candy
I want candy
I want candy

Candy in the morning time
Candy in the hot sunshine
Candy, baby can't you see
All I want is your Candy (x2)

All I want is your Candy (hey..hey..hey..hey)
All I want is your candy.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

i really want some reeces peanut butter puffs now :P

You always say the hottest things...

whoooow you jeffed me out here handa! can someone give me a short synopsis ?

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Originally posted by creepus

whoooow you jeffed me out here handa! can someone give me a short synopsis ?

Honda had a dream, in short.

Honda has been reading Penthouse Forum again....

You know when you go to a paid porn site, they have bonus material nobody looks at...

i.e. Links that say "My friends," "My diary," "Games."

Anyways Honda went and copied/pasted something from the "Steamy Stories" bonus page. Nice try, but I've read that one before.

Honda, when did you get a subscription to homealonetiedupandspankedbymonkeys.com?

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Originally posted by creepus

whoooow you jeffed me out here handa! can someone give me a short synopsis ?

CANDY, BREAKFAST

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Originally posted by DarthSocal

homealonetiedupandspankedbymonkeys.com?

Yes.


I wrote it all my self, it's fantastic and I rule.

so basicly handa had NO sex,neither male nor female sexe?? and that scarf wearing liar had me thinking he scored bigtime,
that was explosive letter diahoerea....

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Originally posted by creepus

so basicly handa had NO sex,neither male nor female sexe?? and that scarf wearing liar had me thinking he scored bigtime,
that was explosive letter diahoerea....

Yeah, well so is your face.

and you're a virgin pooooh hooooo

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Originally posted by creepus

and you're a virgin pooooh hooooo

Yeah, well so is your face!!!!!!!!exclamationpoint!1!!

::walks away crying::


dude seriously.......

i didn't see that comming