Holiday SPAM with all the fixin's

Nope.

So uhh.

Monday morning, fuck. :P

Good Morning everyone. Back to work today for me.

I hate "tax season" at the beginning of the year. Really.

Goddamn gubment always be takin' my monies.

Also, thinking about a new avatar but my computer art skills are mediocre at best.

Yeah i need to put a different avatar on later as well.

Christmas is sooo last month. Unless you're Ukrainian.

I may be retarded but I am not Ukrainian.

(Bitch. ! )

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

That's the kind of shit I like. Some hero-citizen turned that book from a trip to Boringtown USA into a hundred pages of rockin awesomeness.

Excuse me sir, but are all your googly eyes accounted for?

Uh, no. There may be, for example, a framed painting of a bagel at a local Panera Bread store that recently acquired googly eyes.

Twilight googly eyes is hilarious.

I'm sure googly eyed bagel is as well but, you know, without pics and all.

That's why phones have cameras now.

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Originally posted by hydrahead

Twilight googly eyes is hilarious.

I'm sure googly eyed bagel is as well but, you know, without pics and all.

That's why phones have cameras now.

Truer words have never been spoken.

For example...I saw a gorila riding in the back of a pickup truck today, but I was driving and couldn't take a pic. (

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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Truer words have never been spoken.

For example...I saw a gorila riding in the back of a pickup truck today, but I was driving and couldn't take a pic. (

Was it a real gorilla? Did it have googly eyes? Or was it a guy in a gorilla suit riding around with a keg and a bunch of frat boys?

Wait.

You were being sarcastic, right?

Hmm...

All along the western front
People line up to receive.
She got the power in her hands
To shock you like you won't believe.
Saw her in the amazon
With the voltage running through her skin
Standing there with nothing on
She's gonna teach me how to swim

Ooh girl
Shock me like an electric eel
Baby girl
Turn me on with your electric feel

Ooh girl
Shock me like an electric eel
Baby girl
Turn me on with your electric feel

All along the eastern shore
Put your circuits in the sea
This is what the world is for
Making electricity
You can feel it in your mind
Oh you can do it all the time
Plug it in and change the world
You are my electric girl.

Ooh girl
Shock me like an electric eel
Baby girl
Turn me on with your electric feel

Ooh girl
Shock me like an electric eel
Baby girl
Turn me on with your electric feel

Do what you feel now
Electric feel now
Do what you feel now
Electric feel now
Do what you feel now
Electric feel now
Do what you feel now
Electric feel now
Do what you feel now
Electric feel now

Game of Thrones is a lot more neat when I'm not watching it on a 4 inch screen between guard shifts and missions, and instead am watching it on a 42 inch HD screen relaxing on my couch.

Meh, I've got those legs and pokeballs beat.
Dat upper body though... he wins that.