his name is robert paulson

HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON

bob has bitch tits.

did I miss somethin?

His name is Robert Paulson!
His name is Robert Paulson!
His name is Robert Paulson!

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Originally posted by J-Swiss

did I miss somethin?

You missed as much as I did

He IS a person and he HAS a name its robert paulson. And were not burying him in the backyard!!!!

In death a member of Project Mayhem has a name.

Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.

ohhhhhh duh. Fight Club reference. I haven't seen it in so damn long it didn't click immediately. That movies only like what 10 years old?

Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may

I am lack of RumDums surprise..

Guys? What would you wish you'd done before you died?

Paint a self-portrait.

Build a house.

My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.

Is that blood?

*Yes*

Is it yours?

*Some of it*

YOU'RE TOO FUCKING.....BLONDE!

The first rule about Pron Club is, You don't talk about Pron Club.

Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned- Tyler.