Hey there, I'm not gay but...

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Originally posted by JSteel

I dont get it

What's not to get? Someone got bored, made a spoof, and posted this thread.

Scene_Flash simply is asexual.

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Asexuality is a sexual orientation that describes individuals who do not experience sexual attraction.[1] The use of asexuality as a human sexual orientation has been described in a academic studies since the late 1970s, and a community of self-identified asexuals coalesced in the early 21st century, aided by the popularity of online communities.[1] One commonly cited study placed the incidence rate of asexuality at 1%.[2]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asexuality

go out and buy some of these and see if you get turned on in any way shape or form

How is your hand holding up?

honda did it.

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Originally posted by leon2006

honda did it.

Did what? The dual access panties? lol

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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Did what? The dual access panties? lol

i meant the thread but thx for the info..

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Originally posted by Scene_Flash

Hey, I am new around these parts kinda. I lurked a bit but I decided to register because I wanted a little help with a problem I have been having.

I figured something out yesterday. I don't like girls. I don't like how emotional they are, I don't like how much work they are. I don't like how you can do everything for them and they still have the capacity to just step on you. I don't like vagina. They scare the shit out of me. I don't like how they look, smell, taste, feel, or anything. Boobs are awesome, but they're attached to all of the a fore mentioned, and in themselves, don't really do much. But I have absolutely no desire to be with another dude. Never have. Thought I was interested in women, but I guess I'm not.

So, does anyone else ever feel like this, or am I alone?

Not to be a dick but have you ever been physically touched by a woman? kissed a girl? If you had didn't you feel anything? like a raging hard on? I men that would be the biggest factor. i think you re probably making too much of a big deal out of things and should just relax and enjoy life and the company of women. maybe you are gay and are fighting it.. because it's "wrong" or a more difficult lifestyle.

you don't like messin around with girls... what about bj's n stuff??? i think you prob want to try a guy... or find a chick... not an emo girl

I think you guys have me all wrong. I'm attracted to women in a physical sense, I have had girlfriend, and I've had sex. What I am saying is, women are insane. They are just to emotional, time consuming and expensive, and I hate that. If I wanted to have to pay hundreds of dollars to be in a relationship, it would be with hookers, at least they're up front about having loose morals and being uncaring and heartless. I am sick of feeling like a taxi or a meal ticket, and I figured some of my brothers on here would share my thoughts.

Not only that, but in reference to the vagina comments, have you ever really looked at a vagina? It's like someone cut a Salmon in half, it is gross.

I'm really alone in this? I had no idea.

For those of you calling this thread, and or myself "gay", I am not, nor have I ever been attracted to any men. Thank you for being mature adults.

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Originally posted by ZR800

I think maybe you need to look into a TV. And I am not talking Zenith.

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Are you F'en kidding me. I think most pussies are beautiful. Some better than others. I like it shaved clean. They make my mouth water. There are some that smell better than others but I even like the smell. Hell I would just as soon eat it than f**k it.

What I said.

Look bud......

@MX_FREAK:

yhea girls got insane mood swings,they are costy and they give you a headace,so what's else is new?

dont like them? stop bitching about it.

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Originally posted by Scene_Flash

have you ever really looked at a vagina? It's like someone cut a Salmon in half, it is gross.

You should respect Salmon they are a cool fish. I love vaginas, wet ones etc

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Originally posted by Scene_Flash

Hey, I am new around these parts kinda. I lurked a bit but I decided to register because I wanted a little help with a problem I have been having.

I figured something out yesterday. I don't like girls. I don't like how emotional they are, I don't like how much work they are. I don't like how you can do everything for them and they still have the capacity to just step on you. I don't like vagina. They scare the shit out of me. I don't like how they look, smell, taste, feel, or anything. Boobs are awesome, but they're attached to all of the a fore mentioned, and in themselves, don't really do much. But I have absolutely no desire to be with another dude. Never have. Thought I was interested in women, but I guess I'm not.

So, does anyone else ever feel like this, or am I alone?

there is something my cousin scotty always use to tell me that fits here
"if they didn't have cunts we'd throw rocks at them"

couldn't be bothered reading all the posts so i hope no one has said this already.

yes you are gay and i bet you read this magzine alot,the second one,you know the one where you see the "black hole"

I have to agree.. at least somewhat. I love women. As friends. I dislike dudes. And I don't want anything sexual from either group. But I do still love to look at the ladies naked.. especially you finer older ones But I've got no desire to poke the chimney and clean the pipes. In essence.. i get my ownself off o/ Forget all that attitude and mood swing. And no wentch you are not getting my money. Go sell a hot dog and buy your own shet!