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Hey there, I'm not gay but...

Starter: Scene_Flash Posted: 17 years ago Views: 3.5K
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#3863686
Lvl 6
Hey, I am new around these parts kinda. I lurked a bit but I decided to register because I wanted a little help with a problem I have been having.

I figured something out yesterday. I don't like girls. I don't like how emotional they are, I don't like how much work they are. I don't like how you can do everything for them and they still have the capacity to just step on you. I don't like vagina. They scare the shit out of me. I don't like how they look, smell, taste, feel, or anything. Boobs are awesome, but they're attached to all of the a fore mentioned, and in themselves, don't really do much. But I have absolutely no desire to be with another dude. Never have. Thought I was interested in women, but I guess I'm not.

So, does anyone else ever feel like this, or am I alone?
#3863687
Lvl 15
sorry image not uploading for some reason.
#3863688
Lvl 28
You don't like pussy? How can you not like pussy, it is like the single greatest thing on earth...next to ass possibly.


I mean, I've heard of people that aren't gay nor are they straight, they're just neutral to the whole thing. I guess that's whats going on.
#3863689
Lvl 28
oh, either that, or spoof. didnt want that to be the first shit outta my mouth.
#3863690
Lvl 14
Quote:
Originally posted by Scene_Flash

But I have absolutely no desire to be with another dude. Never have. Thought I was interested in women, but I guess I'm not.

So, does anyone else ever feel like this, or am I alone?


I don't get it, or are you not tell us something. Your not gay but you have no desire to be with another dude. Sounds like to me that you've been with a dude already once before, is that not gay?
#3863691
Lvl 7
If you don't like pussy and apparently you aren't gay it sounds like you aren't going to have a whole lot of fun in life.

I hope you like work!
#3863692
I knew young fellow from Kings,
who cared not for whores and such things.
His height of desire,
Was a boy from the choir,
With a bum like a jelly on springs.
#3863693
Lvl 20
Well, let's face facts... Fundamentally speaking, a vagina is a pretty unattractive thing by nature - as is a penis. I mean that shit's kind of gross.

Most of us learn to accept it and get over it, but yes. Once in a blue moon it pops into my mind and I think, "Damn, if it didn't feel so good, I'd start a movement to have that shit removed."

It is inherently kind of repugnant. Now the emotional, psychological and physical thrills that come from it more than make up for it (in my opinion), so that's what makes the difference and keeps me from being totally repulsed by them. But yes, inherently and for what it is in and of itself, a vagina is a pretty disgusting feature of human anatomy.

It is what it is. In and of itself, it's pretty gross.
#3863694
Lvl 15
That is wrong on soooooo many different levels!!!
#3863695
Lvl 11
i agree with you Tarquin, the Vagina as a part of the human anatomy is by no means "good looking" imo. neither is a Penis for that matter. I think we obviously just accept the fact they are what they are. a reproductive organ that is also used for pleasure. I dont think scene_flash is odd for his opinion. the fact of the matter is sex is sex and its not everything in life as much as alot of people may say it is. i think just keep going the way your going you'll find an answer at some point.
#3863696
Lvl 16
Quote:
Originally posted by Tarquin

Well, let's face facts... Fundamentally speaking, a vagina is a pretty unattractive thing by nature - as is a penis. I mean that shit's kind of gross.

Most of us learn to accept it and get over it, but yes. Once in a blue moon it pops into my mind and I think, "Damn, if it didn't feel so good, I'd start a movement to have that shit removed."

It is inherently kind of repugnant. Now the emotional, psychological and physical thrills that come from it more than make up for it (in my opinion), so that's what makes the difference and keeps me from being totally repulsed by them. But yes, inherently and for what it is in and of itself, a vagina is a pretty disgusting feature of human anatomy.

It is what it is. In and of itself, it's pretty gross.
WTF??? This is the craziest thing I have ever heard... Hello, hello, iis this thing on...
#3863697
Lvl 12
Let Dr. Tooker help you.
I knew quite a lot of guys like you. How did I know them you ask (or ax)? Easy, I went to art school for quite some time. Some of these guys took forever to realize that they were gay, I'd met an old friend at a taco bell 10 or 12 years after graduating, and he broke the news it to me, that he is gay. "Duh," I'd told him, "Why do you think that me and Fred and Sean would tell you that you're gay all the time, cause you're fucking gay!" Seriously, this is real, I did meet an old drinking buddy at the Bell, and that shit happened. I knew he was gay, my friends knew he was gay, the girls knew he was gay, but he didn't know he was gay. I wanted to give him shit for not coming out in art school, like he should have. Art school was an all-you-can-eat buffet of crazy girls for straight guys, but an even bigger buffet of homos for homos! He missed the fucking boat by "trying not to be gay" the whole time he was there. I kept quiet, my wife and I ate tacos and nachos and stuff with him and his boyfriend, and then we went on our separate ways.
Be gay now while your young, no one likes a 40 year old fag who just came out. If you're in college, or art school or something like that with lots of young gay guys on their own for the first time, come out and get some action.
Don't be a fag, be a Fag.
#3863698
Lvl 13
Quote:
Originally posted by Wilson2006

...WTF??? This is the craziest thing I have ever heard... Hello, hello, iis this thing on...
#3863699
Lvl 13
this smell like a spoof.
#3863700
Lvl 24
Hi Honda
#3863701
Lvl 15
I think maybe you need to look into a TV. And I am not talking Zenith.

Quote:
Originally posted by Tarquin

Well, let's face facts... Fundamentally speaking, a vagina is a pretty unattractive thing by nature - as is a penis. I mean that shit's kind of gross.

Most of us learn to accept it and get over it, but yes. Once in a blue moon it pops into my mind and I think, "Damn, if it didn't feel so good, I'd start a movement to have that shit removed."

It is inherently kind of repugnant. Now the emotional, psychological and physical thrills that come from it more than make up for it (in my opinion), so that's what makes the difference and keeps me from being totally repulsed by them. But yes, inherently and for what it is in and of itself, a vagina is a pretty disgusting feature of human anatomy.

It is what it is. In and of itself, it's pretty gross.


Are you F'en kidding me. I think most pussies are beautiful. Some better than others. I like it shaved clean. They make my mouth water. There are some that smell better than others but I even like the smell. Hell I would just as soon eat it than f**k it.
#3863702
Lvl 9
I call bull shit in spades
#3863703
Lvl 59
Quote:
Originally posted by cooper9

I knew young fellow from Kings,
who cared not for whores and such things.
His height of desire,
Was a boy from the choir,
With a bum like a jelly on springs.


John said, My knowledge of sex does not suck,
And I've researched the best things to Fuck.
Sheep are too easy,
And chickens are greasy.
Yes, the best fuck of all is a duck!
#3863704
Lvl 28
#3863705
Lvl 21
I dont get it
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