Help! I need some good ideas for a Halloween Costume

Go as the diet pepsi machine from that one commercial where the machine gets drafted on a football team. Make sure you have a football where the pop drops down!

go as mike jackson... that'll scare people

so true that even scares me!

you could even take it further and offer kids candy if they step into your car

go a fucking mountie with a huge handlebar moustache!

go as B Arthurs vibrator

11 pages and no Hoff......Shame on you all!

Easy to do as well, pair of orange shorts and steel (I'm mean borrow) a traffic cone!!

hey, im gonna wear a sombrero... over my nuts... might have one on my head too, havent decided

You could go as a The Chicken Choker. All you need for this one is to buy yourself a plastic yellow chicken, a hugh heffner type robe, pair of gloves and some pajama pants. You need to stuff one of your arms in the robe with paper to make it so that it wont move. You will have to mold the arm so that it can have a permanent grip around the chicken that is coming out of your fly. This way you will always have a grip on the chicken and still have use of both arms for some serious drinking!

I will look for a picture.