Help! I need some good ideas for a Halloween Costume

some classics:

Is it too soon to go as a New Orleans refugee? Wear crappy clothes (wet) and carry a CD player, 6 pack, and loaf of bread around with you?

(disclamer: I feel for those folks as much, if not more, than all of you)

Still, could be funny as hell, depending on the crowd of course. Oh, just realised that pic says Univ of AL. Maybe not then, if youre around the SE. Which, Im in Decatur AL. Nice to see a fellow Alabamian (sp)

i once went as a hard-time-rocker. i weared a leather clothing (my father´s, he is a biker), a red handkerchief around my head, sunglasses and a james dean shirt. and when i walked in a resaturant like that, to get me a pizza, people were staring at me obviously offended... that was the moment when i realzid, that costume was way too authentic....

Go as Jon Benet Ramsey, just change the name to like 'Juggs Benanal Rams-me'

come one guys....ya'll can come up with better stuff than this....i need that "perfect" costume

i think a pirate would be pretty good...

Go as a streaker.. its cheap, easy and will get the women to notice you. lol. Just dont stop running at whatever party you go to.

1. get a white sheet.
2. cut out 2 eye-holes.
3. put sheet over head.
4. you're now a ghost.
5. embrace your new ghostly appearance.
6. drink beer.
7. buy an ostrich.
8. call it fredrich heezumbathroom.
9. kick its ass for having a shitty name.
10. go home.
11. pack costume away for next year, because you know it's gonna win you that 'costume of the year' award again.
12. go to sleep.
13. fredrich heezumbathroom steals all your money and runs.
14. you miss fredrich heezumbathroom.

Let me suggest a priest as shown below...

I went last year as Otis from "House of 1000 Corpses." Towards the end, when he is dressed up for Halloween himself (Skeleton guy with a long red cloak). I even had the ancient bible to clutch. Not bad looking.

Your look like you could pulled off a toby keith look. I suggest "Pimp Toby Keith" from the "I wanna talk about me" video.

Years ago I had a buddy who was a drunken russian truck driver. He walked around all night carrying (and drinking) a plastic 1.75 litre bottle of vodka. I didnt get it. Then at the end of the night he went out into the driveway and got onto a "rig" he made out of a tricycle (yes, the little red ones) with a homemade trailer attached to the back. He drove around in circles for a couple minutes then fell over. It was fucking hilarious.

Also, the year before that he was a table. His head poked out of the top underneath a serving platter.

I still vote for robot pirate though

finally, some great suggestions...and highatrisk...what a kickass idea...house of a 1000 corpses was a great movie...in my top 10 faves of all time

Same here! Zomebie's got a fucked up imagination.

Dr. Frank-n-furter from RHPS

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go as a teletubbie....that will scare anyone..

HATE THE FREAKIN TELETUBBIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i've got a pimp suit for me... purple crushed velvet with leopard lapels and a matching hat and vest, plus enough bling to sink the titanic (again), purple shades, pimp cane/sword (borrowed), and now all i need to get is the white leather shoes....

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Originally posted by ®TheCoolerKing

Years ago I had a buddy who was a drunken russian truck driver. He walked around all night carrying (and drinking) a plastic 1.75 litre bottle of vodka. I didnt get it. Then at the end of the night he went out into the driveway and got onto a "rig" he made out of a tricycle (yes, the little red ones) with a homemade trailer attached to the back. He drove around in circles for a couple minutes then fell over. It was fucking hilarious.

Also, the year before that he was a table. His head poked out of the top underneath a serving platter.

I still vote for robot pirate though

good story! he should have carried a steering wheel with him, that would be fun...

a friend of mine once went as a robot. when i arrived at the party, he had a real nice outfit, even a little microfone for the real "robot voice". a few hours later i met him again: beer and smud all over him, the whole costume was smashed, he had the robot head under his arm and shouted gibberish stuff in the microfone, but all that came out was some distortion and noise

When is halloween ?
We dont celebrate it here..

Go as Elliot from ET, you know like in Donnie Darko? That's got the right mix of g33ky obscure/clever cultural reference/cheap!