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He Is Risen, ThreadKiller Rides Again

Starter: ThreadKiller Posted: 16 years ago Views: 1.7K
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#4146987
Lvl 37
This is a classic Jeff613 post and not for the attention span challenged.
I wudda put this in the introduce yourself thingy but no one reads those unless the title reads:
“Hi Boys, I’m a HORNY girl. Send me pix of your dix!!!”
Of course there’s plenty of interest and activity until Jack arrives and spoils the fun by proving “she’s” a tranny. Honestly guys, real girls don’t want to see your penii. They want photos of your bank balance.

Now for some atoning for my sins. My apologies to the management, crew and members of WBW for deserting my post without at least explaining the reason and then vanishing.
Special apologies to Diz-X, the hardest worker and owner of this site.
Ms HumHum, Mistress of the Mods, er, um you know what I mean.
I forgot whether you’re Upper Lower Management or Lower Upper Management?
FeFe is the second hardest working personette. Wranglin’ mods and members by wielding a mean spoon.
RD - I really left you in the lurch Dewd. It appears you have plenty of capable help now though.
Demonicmale - You make a Father proud. It’s good to see you doing well. You and Bisthrngrl were my favorite Fun Forum mates.

The reasons for my sudden disappearance had its start in 1995. I had a cardiac event requiring a quadruple by-pass. They are supposed to be good for 15 years or so and I was living on borrowed time anyways. A cupla years ago I had congestive heart failure, not supposed to be quite as severe but you couldn’t prove it by me. Throw in some complications from diabetes and that’s about as much physical crap as I’ll go into.
As to the mental aspect of my demise, I lost a long-time beloved companion/soul mate. She was a little younger than me and in good health except for migraine headaches. By the time the brain tumor was detected the damage had been done. She knew me well and still tolerated my insanity.

A few months after this a buddy I’d known for forty years or so died from complications of a supposedly simple surgery. While others were trying to figure out what the hell I was talking about, he could connect the dots and appreciate the humor. For a long time I was main-lining Prozac and barely coping.

Eventually you realize it ain’t your time until it is. All you can do is learn to live with what you can’t rise above, pick up the pieces , remember the good times and move on.

To those of you that don’t know me. I was the life of the WBW party. Charming, suave, debonair man about town. Known for my measureless IQ and rapier wit. To those that do; yeah, right, SSDD.

If you’ve read this far, I thank you. If you’ve bailed out then may your huevos be ranchero’d

What iced the cake of my return? I wanted to find some pics of a girl uploaded by lilrika. While searching her absolutely stunning babes I knew I was addicted to WBW. Signed in blood , sealed and delivered.
If you are a newbie; leave - LEAVE NOW or all your soul are belong to WBW.

Let’s close on a less somber note. WHAT has happened to spammers, double posters and reposting babes on this site?!?!?

When I left:
Diz was updating/creating a new version, still is
FeFe was and still remains the hottest babe on the Earth, nay, in the Universe.
Badboy65260 was chasing CHASE
Mistral, OR, Nekos were handicapping the race by posting Hot babes
Piro changed his name and became one of the anointed
Memphis has NOT changed his name - Dewd you gotta have the WBW record
I am still on the first page of the top member list # 15. One behind Frodo who left before I joined.

You PHUCKERS are pathetic slackers.

I won’t bother you fine folks no more. I plan to spend the remainder of my monastic life rating babes and cars . It was all I intended to do. I originally signed up to defend the 23 year-old MILF’s. SHEESH!

All My Love,
TK
* This post has been modified : 16 years ago
#4146988
Lvl 15
Hey bro - Never met you but you seem cool enough - Im sorta noob here if you look at post "size" - but hey - what the fuck - Welcome back(beer)
#4146989
Lvl 23
Welcome Back TK!!!
#4146990
Lvl 28
Man, it's a real shame you didn't mention anything.

I, and a lot of mods were fairly certain you had died, and we were all pretty devastated about it.

I'm glad you're okay, and back at WBW...

As for the things that have changed:

Piro not only changed his name, but also dropped off the face of the planet. Last I heard he was traveling around the world, for...like a year.

Latino had another baby, and his work started blocking his access to WBW, and ontop of that he's doing some schooling, so he isn't really a big poster anymore..but he still comes by from time to time to spam a little.

Badboy did die...last new years. (I'm writing this assuming you've been not on the WBW)

Demo has just returned from a long posting absence, and will hopefully stop sucking as much.

Diz is still awesome.

Ummm, what else is new....Bangles and Lindros post a lot now, and they're pretty cool...I'm a fan.

We have a lot of newer fun members, if you got bored and felt like chatting they're pretty cool....For some reason I think you would like Notech.

Anyway, glad to see you're still kicking dude, take care.
#4146991
Lvl 37
Thanks for the update Honda
I didn't die but I was as close to my old avy as I wanted to be.
I was over most my probs at the end of last year, I shudda checked in then

I'm sorry to hear about Badboy and no I haven't been on for a long time.
I've really missed this place. It's a bit new but I like the new stuff.
Just gotta learn how to navigate the forums.

Demo is not very competent but please don't tell him I said that

I had a memory loss some temporary, some permanent.
I can remember some members but haven't a clue who others are.

Hopefully it's like hiding the old salami, once you learn, you never forget.
#4146992
Lvl 21
Hey TK nice to have you back. Those of us that aren't the picture of health and vitality that we once were know what your going through. Anyway from one to another Welcome back and hope your around for a long time to come..
#4146993
Lvl 20
Welcome home.
#4146994
Lvl 59
Quote:
Originally posted by ThreadKiller

I had a memory loss some temporary, some permanent.


Me too.

Like yesterday, I couldn't find my keys for like an hour.

But then I found them.

Anyway, good to see you're not dead and stuff.
#4146995
Lvl 22
TK. I remember you and you are very cool and a lot of fun. Welcome back man.
#4146996
Quote:
Originally posted by hydrahead

TK. I remember you and you are very cool and a lot of fun. Welcome back man.


What an ass kisser. He's not a mod anymore, so you don't have to do that.







Welcome back, TK.
#4146997
Lvl 22
welcome back TK...it sucks getting old.

Az
#4146998
Lvl 27
I haven't read the post yet, just wanted to say its good to have my mentor back
#4146999
Lvl 27
Ok, I've read the post now...

Dude I'm real glad you are ok and back with us, now with someone cool around, instead of douche bags like Honda, its added incentive for me to become active again
#4147000
Lvl 37
Thanks to all!
It's good to be back in the bosoms of WBW

Demo, I missed you like the son I never had. My son is a winner
Honda told me how you stole his babe Avril

I rekkin the rule about English only in posts is still in effect so I'd better clear up some business:

huevos= eggs=slang for male testicles
huevas= eggs= slang for for female testicles
Don't laugh I've seen them on other sites, the females have huge clits as well, 6 or 7 inches long

ranchero=

#4147001
Lvl 28
Quote:
Originally posted by Demonicmale

Ok, I've read the post now...

Dude I'm real glad you are ok and back with us, now with someone cool around, instead of douche bags like Honda, its added incentive for me to become active again


It's not my fault you can't hang with my level of douchebaggery.

*pops collar*
#4147002
Lvl 28
Welcome back dude. Looks like everyone else has already caught you up on shit, so I'll just be quiet.:P


Good to have one of the second generation old timers back.
#4147003
Lvl 22
@ Honda ...

@ Threaddeath, great re-intro ! I've seen some of your work

And You gotta have testicals to drive one of these




Oh, and welcome back !
#4147004
Lvl 28
Quote:
Originally posted by notech

@ Honda ...


*pops collar*
#4147005
Welcome Home TK

i missed your wits
#4147006
Lvl 59
Quote:
Originally posted by ThreadKiller

huevas= eggs= slang for for female testicles
Don't laugh I've seen them on other sites, the females have huge clits as well, 6 or 7 inches long


[ ] You were looking at women
[x] Teh Gay
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