Halloween?!?

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Originally posted by trustno.1

[reply=mongolia]
we don't have halloween here, but that's a good thing, who wants weirdos knocking on your door

must be often hellween then , the Jehovah's witnesses knocked often at my door



well, now not more..i scared one of them too..
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did you answer the door in the nude

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Originally posted by mongolia

[reply=trustno.1]
[reply=mongolia]
we don't have halloween here, but that's a good thing, who wants weirdos knocking on your door

must be often hellween then , the Jehovah's witnesses knocked often at my door



well, now not more..i scared one of them too..
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did you answer the door in the nude
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too...

"Oh the times, they are a-changing."
--Bob Dylan

nuff said

we don´t celebrate halloween so much here

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Originally posted by mistahskarface

[reply=samilong]
I hate trick or treat. First, it's an American import (I'm in the UK). Second, most kids think that slapping on a bit of green face-paint or cutting holes in a sheet entitles them to a treat ( and round here, they don't want candy, they want cash! ). Third, what sort of parents encourage kids to go round knocking on the doors of complete strangers to get sweets? Are they the same parents who tell their kids not to take sweets off strangers? Perverse. Finally, half the time the little bastards play their trick anyway, just as soon as you shut the door. So this year, I'm gonna sit by the door and wait. When the little s.o.b's knock and shout "Trick or Treat", I'm gonna open the door, shout "Trick!" and taser the little swine.

Lets see them have a happy Hallowe'en then...

Well, being American, and being a parent, I enjoy waling with my children house to house. I would love to have some prick try some shit like that on one of my kids. My "treat" would be to kick his ass and then call the cops on him. ...

But thats just me!
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Word!

Except I wouldn't be calling the cops, I'd be calling a couple of "friends" I know that would take care of whatever was left of him.

let that mother fucker taser my kids.i'll fuck you up you stupid little tard.

I dunno. Maybe it is still scary to kids. I always dress up in costume when I answer the door to give out candy to the trick or treaters. Last year I had a great getup where I could pump blood over the face of the mask with a hidden pump. One of the kids who came to the door got scared and ran away. After that I felt bad about it, took off the mask and just scared them with my real face.

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Originally posted by samilong

I hate trick or treat. First, it's an American import (I'm in the UK). Second, most kids think that slapping on a bit of green face-paint or cutting holes in a sheet entitles them to a treat ( and round here, they don't want candy, they want cash! ). Third, what sort of parents encourage kids to go round knocking on the doors of complete strangers to get sweets? Are they the same parents who tell their kids not to take sweets off strangers? Perverse. Finally, half the time the little bastards play their trick anyway, just as soon as you shut the door. So this year, I'm gonna sit by the door and wait. When the little s.o.b's knock and shout "Trick or Treat", I'm gonna open the door, shout "Trick!" and taser the little swine.

Lets see them have a happy Hallowe'en then...

this ass ever tazerd some one i knew they would be getting peice of him in the mail the next week what a dumb fuck

Not all is lost yet but I feel ya, man. I think Halloween should be an occasion to wear costumes that are inventive and scary as all hell. It's about death and demons, baby, not firemen and star wars characters. The funny thing is that voilent and sexual crimes and abductions are at a 40-year low, so statistically it's safer now than ever to let your kids trick or treat after dark with their friends, but of course we don't have the Russians to report on every night now that that persky cold war is over, so instead we just hear more about the crime in the U.S. that is at a nearly all-time low.

{rant about the cold war and some further subject-related content follows, please skip if you're not interested, because I'm not trying to hijack this guy's thread}

For those of you not alive to have been conscious of the news during the cold war, people lived in a constant, very state of real fear of being nuke-bombed at any time by the Russkies, and half the national news every single fucking night was Russia this, Russia that. They were the big bad guys who were going to kill us all with some nuke, or so we thought. This is tough for young people today to understand, and to our detriment, it's not taught in schools what a big psychological impact this had on us...or them. Maybe because we're finally so damn glad it ended. The only consolation people had was that death from a nuke was probably going to be almost instantaneous. I remember when I was kind of forced into explaining to my little step brother, age 7 at the time, it was a tough thing to tell a kid that yes, such bombs existed. He cried in terror and ran to his room. Then again, my only consolation to him after he calmed down was that at the time there was a nearby military base which was probably a target and, true to form, it'd be over before we knew it.

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Originally posted by HighGuy

Gotta let you kid dress up like they want. It's not for you, it's for them. So if they want to dress as a fairy or whatever that's cool. I remember people dressing in all kinds of different shit, scary and silly, when I was younger.

It's still is scary to kids. Face it dude, you've grown up.

BTW, My daughter is going as a vampire this year and has been everything from a witch to a princess to the devil.







@Doc Why are you taking them so early, take them later. We don't go out 'till it's dark.

@"fuck a bike helmet"

you are so right highguy its all about the kids and what they want to be not what we want them to be although i took my son when he was 6 months old and i dressed him up so i think thats the exception on it we dress them until they are old enough to make the decision themselves

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Originally posted by mistahskarface

[reply=DocBrewskie]
im with ya man , im takein my kid trick or treating....... from fuckin 4 to 7 WTF???? it isnt even dark!!!our kids are going to all b pussies and u can see it allready on mtv with this metrosexual shit.

PS: fuck a bike helmet

love the bike helmet comment

Its all about the moms deciding what they'll be. My youngest is going to be Darth Vader which to me is kind of cool seeing him liking something I liked when I was a kid. My daughter wanted to be a cat???? whats that all about? My oldest (11) thinks he is too old and too cool to dress up. Oh well... mom said it was ok and made the decision w/o me while I was at work. Women... go figure
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ok to you mr. mistahskarface yes us moms decide on what they will be from time to time so what we gave birth to them,changed them,clean them up when they are sick,and etc. all while you men are at work or you cant handle it or whatever the deal is. my point is yeah yall helped make them but we do the rest. so if we wanna say hey its gonna be mamas way or no way then thats how it is but yes the dads should get a vote in it from time to time. but it is still all about the kids and what they want.

ps sorry if i sound like im busting ur balls i aint just giving my womans point of view lol

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

dude, those are real costumes.

fake costumes are the ones that require the "im going as "the next door neighboor who wears normal clothes, but kills during weekends"." explainations

dude sometimes parents dont have money to by their kids costumes and have to do it that way

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Originally posted by stewie56

I think that its cool highguy that your daugter is going as diffrent things but i guess what i am tring to get at is that its to fucking comercialized i just think its wrong i think all dads should take over and have veto power over a costume or at least help them make it scary


oh and mistahskarface sorry that your wife did that decision without ya its awsome your kid is going a darth vader hes fuckin cool scared me when i was little so that counts


Ok to all you guys that say "face it i grown up" No i still trick or treat im 21 and when i step out that door I try to look scary as i fuckin can I can care less what people think of me i will go trick or treating for like 2 hours then go to a party get drunk off my ass Now thats thats the only thing i guess you could say i have grown up about but i was drinking before 21 so yeah guess not

ok sweetie see the help in the decision is cool but veto power i dont think so you let my husband try some shit like that and see what happens

i had a halloween party last night, dressed as a pimp... met my neighbor, who looked like a ho(hot blond, dayum)... hung out with 20 friends in costumes, it was fun, halloween isnt just for kids.

ok to me ur never to old to dress up or go trick or treating. my husband and i do it all the time with our son. i am like u mistahskarface i enjoy taking my son out. to mr uk there if u pulled some shit like that on my child ur ass would be dead before u could shut the door. trustno ur just hilarious. and im with yall highguy and doc fuck em up the hell with the cops.
okie dokie i guess thats all i got on the subject.

ur right juicypat its not just about them but mostly its about the kids

I am pleased to report that this evening, well after dark and in a not-well-lit lit middle class neighborhood which I happened to be driving through, I saw many kids out trick-or-treating, most of them with an adult in tow. Maybe all is not lost after all.

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Originally posted by Jeff613

I am pleased to report that this evening, well after dark and in a not-well-lit lit middle class neighborhood which I happened to be driving through, I saw many kids out trick-or-treating, most of them with an adult in tow. Maybe all is not lost after all.

The adults are only in it for the candy. When they get the little bastards home, they rob them of their bags and send them to their rooms.

we dont celebrate halloween here, only wannabe yanks..or yanks that live here do it..

this year as they came up my drive way..i turned the sprinklers on didnt get bothered again :P