Hail the Hasselhoff

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Originally posted by Watty

he's not coming anywhere near me

you're fucking right i'm not! last time you tied me up for 3 days. and you told me you just wanted to talk... LIAR!!

He told me he had to tie you up cos you kept pincing (is that a word?) his furniture!

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Originally posted by bigdic

He told me he had to tie you up cos you kept pincing (is that a word?) his furniture!

pinching? like nipping?

anyway, the furniture was looking at me funny...

Yeah it does that sometimes, my coffee table lookded at me funny one day so I kicked the fuck out it.

To this day the rest of the furniture hasn't misbehaved once.

Except my occasional table, but thats only now and again.

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Originally posted by bigdic

Yeah it does that sometimes, my coffee table lookded at me funny one day so I kicked the fuck out it.

To this day the rest of the furniture hasn't misbehaved once.

Except my occasional table, but thats only now and again.

edit: it wasn't as bad as the funny looks watty was giving me anyway *shivers*

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you're fucking right i'm not! last time you tied me up for 3 days. and you told me you just wanted to talk... LIAR!!

surely the fact i tied you up told you i didnt want to talk

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Originally posted by Watty

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you're fucking right i'm not! last time you tied me up for 3 days. and you told me you just wanted to talk... LIAR!!

surely the fact i tied you up told you i didnt want to talk

yeah... that's what i said. you told me you wanted to talk, to lure me there. then you tied me up.

and you let me

I heard he even helped you tie the knots tighter

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Originally posted by Watty

and you let me

i told you, i was in a momentary vegetated state.

then why would i believe you?

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Originally posted by Watty

then why would i believe you?

because i'm a lobster...?

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Originally posted by hmfc

[reply=Watty]
then why would i believe you?

because i'm a lobster...?
[/reply]

Can't argue with logic like that.

nope, got me

cocky bastard

I'm off for lunch folks, cheers for an averagely amusing few hours.

laters, lets do it again some time

i was away for lunch... and now i'm back everyone has gone. great.

yep we've all gone great