Great Toast

Now we all frequent bars so heres some great ways to toast off;


1) I got this from the greatest chick i know:


Heres to honor
Heres to getting honor
Heres to staying honor
And if you cant come in her come honor


2) For good friends...alternate lines

Heres to you
And heres to me
Friends forever
We shal always be
And if perhaps
we dissagree

well fuck you
and heres to me

3) Finally

Heres to all the virgins in the world
Thanks for nothing





............................if you guys have mu pls post

Quote:

Originally posted by Hellcat

Heres to honor
Heres to getting honor
Heres to staying honor
And if you cant come in her come honor

i love that one!!

Here's to me, and here's to you,
And here's to love and laughter-
I'll be true as long as you,
And not one moment after.

Few more Irish ones:

May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven
half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.


Here's a toast to your enemies' enemies!


When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!


Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer—and another one!


Best for last
Here's to our wives and girlfriends:
May they never meet!

...good'uns

Quote:

Originally posted by Gigolo

Here's to our wives and girlfriends:
May they never meet!

good one