Give me chocolate or give me SPAM....preferably chocolate because I'm crampy and bitchy and generally just annoyed.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Nice, I would be worried using a razor around my business.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

I wish I could wear suits more often. I have three, and I have to wait around for people to die to wear them usually.

Also, tabasco sauce and kfc is just awesome. If someone was like "you can't have tabasco sauce and kfc anymore" I would be all "whhhat?!" and then be all sad and shit.

I gotta clean my car tomorrow.

I have a list of things I'm supposed to do tomorrow, becuase at some point in the near future my gf is coming over. This list would raise a few eyebrows...

-Bikini

-Unplug computer

-Find watch

-Music

-Candles

-Poop in basement.

See, it's the last one. It looks like part of my "to do" list is to poop in my basement, when really it's to change the cat litter in the basement, because it's full of poop.

Weird and random list. I also need to clean my motorcycle....maybe I'll make it two for one. Break out my daisy dukes and a flannel shirt tied in the middle and go wash crazy outside tomorrow.

Fuck, I have to get the leaves out of the pool too. I wish we had a pool boy...and I miss our maid. She used to make us food too, just because she liked us. I wonder if they have pool girls....I wonder if I could be a pool boy.

I wonder if my gf and I were pool boy and pool girl....if we could just turn on both elderly inhabitants of the house and get extra tips.

Man I hate cleaning leaves out of our pool. It's a huge pool, so our skimmer is two normal skimmers welded together, so it can reach, and the leak in the middle, so when you lift it out, water pisses all over your shirt and shoes. Shorts too probably.

Oh, and laundry.

I should charge my cell phone as well.

I wonder if my DVDs and games in my entertainment room are still in alphabetical order. I bet some bastard went in there and played with them while I was gone.

Don't you hate that, when you leave and come back and shit is all...crazy town. Leave my shit alone, douches.

I wish I could wear hats.

Where teh fuck is that watch.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

I wish I had a tranquilizer gun.

Stupid people would spend the rest of their days in a deep slumber...


..and well, considering how easy it is to kill people with the wrong dose....dead.

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**THWAP**

Aaaaa! Ooooh!

Uh....YES! That's AWESOME!

What?

You just took one in the jugular man!

Woah!

YES!

What? What?

Oh my god. Is this bad?

Yooooo shooooolllddd pull that outt. That shit is not cooool.

Wait. Waait. Pullllll whhhaaattt oooouuuttt.

Yooouurre crazzzy man.

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Sometimes I haven't got the time...plus, I don't shower every day.

I shower every other day now.

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Showering or bathing daily … wreaks havoc on something hilariously called the horny layer. Hot water, soap and abrasive surfaces strip off the horny layer, exposing living cells to the elements. … Damaging this protective layer of skin makes us more susceptible to disease. … Showering doesn’t kill bacteria or other microorganisms, though it does move them around. … For this reason, surgeons in many hospitals are not allowed to shower right before operating. … There are no measurable differences in the number of microorganism colonies a person is host to regardless of how frequently that person showers. … When you shower, use warm or cool water and a mild soap (if at all), and rehydrate the horny layer by rubbing on some moisturizer afterward. …