Give me chocolate or give me SPAM....preferably chocolate because I'm crampy and bitchy and generally just annoyed.

Columbo died today and all you people can talk about is Bewbs?

srs head shaking now...

I wish I could wear suits more often. I have three, and I have to wait around for people to die to wear them usually.

Also, tabasco sauce and kfc is just awesome. If someone was like "you can't have tabasco sauce and kfc anymore" I would be all "whhhat?!" and then be all sad and shit.

I gotta clean my car tomorrow.

I have a list of things I'm supposed to do tomorrow, becuase at some point in the near future my gf is coming over. This list would raise a few eyebrows...

-Bikini

-Unplug computer

-Find watch

-Music

-Candles

-Poop in basement.

See, it's the last one. It looks like part of my "to do" list is to poop in my basement, when really it's to change the cat litter in the basement, because it's full of poop.

Weird and random list. I also need to clean my motorcycle....maybe I'll make it two for one. Break out my daisy dukes and a flannel shirt tied in the middle and go wash crazy outside tomorrow.

Fuck, I have to get the leaves out of the pool too. I wish we had a pool boy...and I miss our maid. She used to make us food too, just because she liked us. I wonder if they have pool girls....I wonder if I could be a pool boy.

I wonder if my gf and I were pool boy and pool girl....if we could just turn on both elderly inhabitants of the house and get extra tips.

Man I hate cleaning leaves out of our pool. It's a huge pool, so our skimmer is two normal skimmers welded together, so it can reach, and the leak in the middle, so when you lift it out, water pisses all over your shirt and shoes. Shorts too probably.

Oh, and laundry.

I should charge my cell phone as well.

I wonder if my DVDs and games in my entertainment room are still in alphabetical order. I bet some bastard went in there and played with them while I was gone.

Don't you hate that, when you leave and come back and shit is all...crazy town. Leave my shit alone, douches.

I wish I could wear hats.

Where teh fuck is that watch.

My sig has been "RIP Columbo" all day now Jerky McJerk.

Sup Hondawg?

Oh, the watch is right over there in the corner were you threw it cause it was poop[/size]

Bikini??

Why not?

Planning a beach trip....she's forgetful.

Also, where does it say guys can't wear bikinis?...humm, why don't you go burn some books, Hitler?!

So, I used to play this game where I compared my penis size to objects in my room. Like phones and remote controls...


By used to, I mean..still do all the time.


I wonder if I could be on that TLC show "My Weird Addiction"....eh..I'd probably have to eat my own poop or hair or something to get on that show.

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Sup Hondawg?

Oh, the watch is right over there in the corner were you threw it cause [size=1/2it was poop[/size]

Some things never change.

Nothing up with me, just watching Die Hard...wit da jello vengeance.

You?

I'm all for expressing yourself Honda. I just thought maybe you meant bikini wax...full Brazilian.

No, I'm not a wax guy...I tend to do the whole electric razor and extremely steady hands.

My balls are as smooooth as eggs.

I shaved off all my body hair today...not legs obviously...or my sweet stubble..but like, the whole rest of the dealio.

Looks weird, wish I hadn't done it.

All is well in this Monks life. I'm going to have to leave in a few and take this girl home. I'll be back.

What's new with you SP...and fun adventures today?

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Originally posted by Notech

All is well in this Monks life. I'm going to have to leave in a few and take this girl home. I'll be back.

To the retirement home no doubt.

Don't forget her walker in your truck. Did you guys meet on bingo Friday....then you were all ...."Wanna go back to my place, for some.."Bingo""...?

Chest, armpits, and the frank and beans?

I'm good. I'm Just hanging out tonight...waiting for my gf to get off work and come over. Other than that, sadly not much...just working full time during the summer. How about you? It's nice to see you back. I was beginning to wonder if all hope was lost in ever having a new wbw crew meeting thread.

I forgot mah arm pits, plus that would probably be super itchy.

Do you shave your arm pits? Is it super itchy?

Also, using an electric razor around your balls is some pretty athletic business.


Working full time over summer? Jesus that sucks ass...sorry to hear that.

Also, yeah, I guess I should probably make a thread letting everyone know how the meeting went.

I shave...well...everything, everyday so it doesn't really get a chance to get itchy.

Yeah I was kinda hoping that I would only have to work 3-4 days a week, but they want me 5 sometimes 6 days a week.

That's awful, considering Canada sucks ass 80% of the time.

Summers all we got.

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I shave...well...everything, everyday so it doesn't really get a chance to get itchy.

That seems like it would take a lot of time.

Although, I'd guess no more time than shaving guy parts. Since there are so many bumps and ridges and odd shapes. Man, our junk is a poorly thought out mess.

Even more so than womens junk.

It's all a crazy halfassed mess of random crap.