Getting laid tonight?

Hey,

Was just wondering whos getting laid tonight? Any exciting plans or ideas? Share some stories or maybe even a video??

Me, I will be house-sitting. So if there any ladies in the Maryland area that need to let loose, feel free to hit me up!

Sadly not, my gf is about 3,500 miles away at the moment lol

the wife will be home around five and i will be hitting it pretty hard to day

I'm married, I'm not gettin' laid.

not tonight, maybe this weekend

Me? Get laid? That's a good one.

priceless

AND interesting FIRST post!

I don't know if it's a more interesting than disturbing first post. Um.. Tmatt do you think there are that many females on the this board? Cause their ain't. Oh, and yes I will be.

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Originally posted by Kanzen

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yur a chick

Taking gf(soon to be wife) to the swing club for her first time....

No, Im not getting laid tonight. Wifey is to far away. ..

there you go that a good place to take before you get married

Already night here, I have a fuckbuddy here and we are taking a short rest and drinking orange juice at the moment

Hey baby...I'm down with some pretty hawt stuff...

..do you have a boat by chance? I love sum boats.

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Originally posted by Quaker_Dip

Hey baby...I'm down with some pretty hawt stuff...

..do you have a boat by chance? I love sum boats.

survey says NO!
life after death is like sex after marriage.....non existent!!

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Originally posted by 4tookerplace

I'm married, I'm not gettin' laid.

LMAO I remember those days!

I voted yes.




YOUR RESULTS ARE USELESS NOW!!!!!!

Take that!

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

I voted yes.




YOUR RESULTS ARE USELESS NOW!!!!!!

Take that!

Bawhahawhahawhahawha...

You sir, are an evil genius.