Funniest PM conversations..

Quote:

Originally posted by budokan

oh anf i forgot abot this one

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Hey dominique !

You can not imagine how i am happy when i found ur websites !!!
I don't know you can remembere me when you danced for me in the bar on St-Laurent street 1 month ago !!! I will go there to see you more and more and touch your sweet body
I love you !!

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i am not dominique

You could be with the right make-up application techniques.

them-where did you get that pic of my gf
me-which pic are you talking about
them-the one where the chick is showing her tits i dont know where you got this pic but please remove it
me-ok im sorry ill remove it
never heard from the person again

Quote:

Originally posted by deannalovesguys

i havent gotten any messages or anything funny
i am a n00b as you all put it
but i wanna have a good laugh there too

but i am also not stupid like some people have been posting
this shit is funny as hell

we dont have a choice. the internet gods coined that.

Aww bangle, dont be modest. We all know that you come up with 90 percent of the stuff on the net.

Quote:

Originally posted by trustno.1

the funniest PM i got was....

Hi, I enjoy your posts and also respect the fact
that you are a demigod, but would you please consider
changing your avatar? It makes it difficult for me to
touch myself as I browse through either your posts or
those you comment in. Thank you in advance, XXXX ...

i xxx the name, i think its cute..

well, my avatar is still here, poor guy..

this cracks me up.

Quote:

Originally posted by Jack.jpg

Aww bangle, dont be modest. We all know that you come up with 90 percent of the stuff on the net.

haha aww... its really only like 86% but yeah. I do.

Quote:

Originally posted by trustno.1

the funniest PM i got was....

Hi, I enjoy your posts and also respect the fact
that you are a demigod, but would you please consider
changing your avatar? It makes it difficult for me to
touch myself as I browse through either your posts or
those you comment in. Thank you in advance, XXXX ...

i xxx the name, i think its cute..

well, my avatar is still here, poor guy..

hes right
it scares my penis.

this was my best one...
anytime i mention my feelings about canada, I always get a slew of pms:

Doing it this way out of respect for other people. I really have a hard time with Americans saying stuff about Canadains. Your comment here http://www.whatboyswant.com/forum_read/785863/ Is not funny to me in anyway. And I'm preaty sure its not funny to most other Canadains. Please stop trying to make this a political site.

some people are just a little too touchy. Damn Canadians!

If they can't handle a littlte joke like that they won't survive here.

yeah, he misspelled pretty. preaty.
maybe its just the canadian way of doing thingsw

very funny!

To: FeFeHumHum
From: ***** (Online)
Date: Tuesday 05 July 2005 11:37
Subject:
Message:
hy ,im new to this site,and i toght ,lets get intredoust






my reply:


introdouched?

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reply courtesy of Jack

To: Red-X
From: Cappin1Nyou (Offline)
Date: Thursday 30 June 2005 14:46
Subject: Hi how do you delete an account?
Message:
Hi how can I delete this accout I signed up to look at a car and I saw it and now I don't want my account anymore so how do I delete it?

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Re: Hi how do you delete an account?
Well you can't, you're here forever.

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To: Red-X
From: Cappin1Nyou (Offline)
Date: Thursday 30 June 2005 14:50
Subject: Re: Hi how do you delete an account?
Message:
oh really this sucks not even the high up people can delete this? I just don't want to get emails or anything cause I found out it has nudes on here and I have a g/f and she would get mad if she thought I was looking at that stuff and I didn't I just wanted to look at some cars. So now that I have done that I wanted to get rid of my account but I wont get any emails or anything will I I am just never going to come back to the site lol

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Re: Hi how do you delete an account?
Ok create another email account, don't tell your gf about it. Then change your email address that you registered on here with to the new one. That should work. Just never use the email account.

excuses, excuses. cars my ass.

Yeah, there aren't even any cars on here.

Most of the stupid PMs I get break down into these 7 things:

<noob> You're hot, wanna email me?
<Kanzen> Why thank you, but sorry I'm a lesbian.
<noob> You suck.
<Kanzen> On women's tits.
<noob> Fucker.
<Kanzen> Of women.

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<noob> Who is this?
<Kanzen> Someone.
<noob> No I mean the girl?
<Kanzen> Which one?
<noob> That one.
<Kanzen> Where?

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<noob> Where is my movie?
<Kanzen> Blockbusters.
<noob> Huh? I mean where is my movie on the babemovie section? How long does it take? I want my credits.
<Kanzen> Read the fucking FAQ.
* noob disappears and never logins again *

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<noob> Wanna trade pics of 13 year olds?
<Kanzen> I've just informed the local authorities.
* noob goes offline seconds later *

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<noob> I'm touching myself to you.
<Kanzen> With a taser?

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<noob> Where can I get child porn?
<Kanzen> Try a local police station, they know all the perverts there.
<noob> Thanks!

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<noob> How do I PM someone?