Funniest PM conversations..

I know that most of us (mods, you know what im talking about) have had a conversation with a n00b or two within the PM's about something (specially if you have posted lots of pics like I have in the past) and the conversations can be quite funny.

For some reason the people that speak english as a second or third language are always funny, because they are straight to the point.

Like a PM I got today for example. Names have been changed to protect the n00bies.

n00bie: Jack, do you have lesbians?
Jack: Not on hand, no.
n00bie: Okay




And that was it. I never heard from him again. Why is was so funny, I have no fucking idea. But I got a good laugh.

n00bie: YOU FUCKING STOLED MY AVATUR! I HAVE THIS AVATRU FOR SINCE I SIGHN UP. CHANGE IT>>>>!2
Jack: I didnt steal your avatar, alice crashed and now when I post after someone it gives me theirs.
n00bie: STOP WITH YOUR BULLSHIT TALKNG!!1! I NO YOU!@!!
Jack: Rupert?

I had some n00bs asking me for some msn names of some hot chicks. My reply was always: "sent".

Did they come back asking where the names were?

Just recently, a n00b sent me a pm telling me I have a nice smile. I didn't get it at first. Then it occured to me that he must have thought that my avatar was me.

I loved those. Back when I had that one popular girl as my avatar for months I got at least two a week asking me out.

this thread is only allowed to go to 50 pages, so i cant post all of the funny ones i get, we would be here forever.

Come on, I was counting on you.

ill think about pasting actual conversations.

until then..


since all i used to do was post pictured in the public babes section, all the way till a little after i made demigod... i used to get PMs like 2-3 times a week saying how hot i was. how rediculous, even though i was posting hundreds of different girls every week, i was still getting PMs saying how hot i looked in my pictures i was like .... thanks

Quote:

Originally posted by rainbowdemon

Just recently, a n00b sent me a pm telling me I have a nice smile. I didn't get it at first. Then it occured to me that he must have thought that my avatar was me.

As you see I am only a small fish in WBW, so no funny PMs, but I do like your avatar.

Its amazing how much someone can change from picture to picture.

There are no small fish in WBW londo, only small penises. *looks at eric*

















Just kidding. Please dont post mu pics.

Quote:

Originally posted by Jack.jpg

Did they come back asking where the names were?

Yes dude. They would ask where I sent them and ask meto resend. So I would say: Sent. It went on for a good two months.

lol, here are some:

n00b: yo whats up lets trade some hot vids
vic: give me an example what you got ?
---no reply after that----
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n00b: I NEED more of her!
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n00b: hey VivVega, u seem to be a nice chic, is this a picture of yours next to your name? How old are you?
vic: read the sign under my avatar.
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n00b: Hey!! Can you tell me who is that girl in ur avatar? she's HOT!
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n00B: ...everything...
vic:
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those avatar-inquiries were the most common earlier, but stopped after i changed my ava-pic.
nothing really weird, lucky me....

donkeypunchkid
From: spyderbilt11 (Offline)
Date: Tuesday 21 June 2005 01:05
Subject: Re: hi
Message:
where have u sent me? i didnt get anything on my email ? ^^ can u send the addresses here ? thx mate

I don't feel the need to hide the names.

To: donkeypunchkid
From: spyderbilt11 (Offline)
Date: Tuesday 21 June 2005 02:48
Subject: Re: hi
Message:
yeah but where did u send it? there is no here and no on my emails...

I had some more. I deleted them. There were about 50 of them.

*locked*

its hard to find n00b pms.....i have 2000+ pms....more than 110 pages.....but here is the first mildly amusing one i have found:

To: EricTheViking
From: XXXXXXXX
Date: Friday 22 April 2005 04:02
Subject: hi...
Message:
Hmm how to ask (or) say this.. my uploaded pics, i have just find those pics from the net, so i havent ask anyone, can i use those pictures. if it is a problem, i ask if it´s posible to delete those my uploads (and naturaly my user points from the pics)?
By all means i dont want to do any harm to wbw.

Quote:

Originally posted by Irish05

*locked*

Locked???? why locked?????? I think this is funny!!!
I want more!!

i cant lock a topic i was just playing