Okay so i am a tad lactose intolerant, so after putting a generous slathering of blue cheese dressing on my chicken salad tonight, the kind of farts i've been blowing are going to get me fined by the feds for not filing an environmental impact statement with the EPA. All of them are either total SBDs or they're so high presssure that they would otherwise be SBDs but are 7nste.ad audible. JFC they're a crime against nature, an abomination against all that which is holy and good in this world. One of them sent my cat running out of the room for dear life.that'sreally saying something when they fucking drive ANIMALS away. They smel like Satan himself took a steaming, sulfrous, foul shit on mile-high mountain of sun-ripened corpses and putrid rotten eggs. But best of all, i live alone (surprising, no?) so i can just let em rip at will, though this kind of horror should really only be unleashed on public transportation, but busses stopped running in my town 2 hours ago.
And anyone involved in the production of these fucking creepy-assed commercials where babies talk needs to have a steel trumpet shoved in his ass and then have molten lead poured into it as i fart in his face.
And anyone involved in the production of these fucking creepy-assed commercials where babies talk needs to have a steel trumpet shoved in his ass and then have molten lead poured into it as i fart in his face.
