Female Roommate

Quote:

Originally posted by jhope1

...

This really should just be a standard way of living, with or without a room-mate.

I'm totally on board with the toothpaste, shaving foam and yeah stand closer, it's smaller than you think! Buuutttt why is it incumbent upon the male to leave the toilet seat down? It is as much hassle to lift the seat up after a woman has been there (possibly more!) as it is to put the seat down after a man. I propose a truce of the sexes where the lid gets put down as well...otherwise open warfare!!!

Quote:

Originally posted by F1098

Hope all the men on this thread have thought this through. Good advice for any female relationship but do not run past the dark chocolate comment.

That is DARK chocolate women like, not that milk chocolate shit.

Got it ? Good.
...

Pity you don't all come with the same manual. If I bought the love of my life dark chocolate, she'd beat me to death with a bar of "that milk chocolate shit"!

Quote:

Originally posted by ranging

...
I'm totally on board with the toothpaste, shaving foam and yeah stand closer, it's smaller than you think! Buuutttt why is it incumbent upon the male to leave the toilet seat down? It is as much hassle to lift the seat up after a woman has been there (possibly more!) as it is to put the seat down after a man. I propose a truce of the sexes where the lid gets put down as well...otherwise open warfare!!!

They wouldn't put a lid on it unless it was meant to be kept closed unless in use.

It does remind me of a funny story though, when I was like 17, one weekend at my parents cabin, I had a bunch of friends out with me, and most of them went to the bar one night, but I couldn't get in (drinking age is 19 there, but 18 in my home provence) so me and a guy friend stayed back at the cabin. Well...we got into the booze there and as you know, the more you drink the more you have to tinkle, and we got on to a schedule. He'd go, and when he was done, he'd put the seat down, then a few minutes later I'd have to go, and when I was done I'd put the seat up. This went on for like 4 hours and when everyone got back from the bar, we were HAMERED....I mean wasted, and we were trying to explain our system like we'd discovered world peace or something. idk...it seemed funnier in my mind then writing it now. lol Ohhh..then later that weekend I had sex with a girl for the first time. lol True stories. I miss that cabin.

Quote:

Originally posted by F1098

...Well.......that sounds pretty familiar actually....worth three bananas actually !

I appreciate the response but I'm afraid I'm preoccupied because my 14inch cock has an itch.

Quote:

Originally posted by Sugarpie

...
They wouldn't put a lid on it unless it was meant to be kept closed unless in use.

It does remind me of a funny story though, when I was like 17, one weekend at my parents cabin, I had a bunch of friends out with me, and most of them went to the bar one night, but I couldn't get in (drinking age is 19 there, but 18 in my home provence) so me and a guy friend stayed back at the cabin. Well...we got into the booze there and as you know, the more you drink the more you have to tinkle, and we got on to a schedule. He'd go, and when he was done, he'd put the seat down, then a few minutes later I'd have to go, and when I was done I'd put the seat up. This went on for like 4 hours and when everyone got back from the bar, we were HAMERED....I mean wasted, and we were trying to explain our system like we'd discovered world peace or something. idk...it seemed funnier in my mind then writing it now. lol Ohhh..then later that weekend I had sex with a girl for the first time. lol True stories. I miss that cabin.

SP, if we combine forces we will be a shoe-in to share a nobel peace prize, men and women will live happily ever after!!!

I love the story of the cabin, especially the fact that you seem miffed that the bars wouldn't let you in even you were only two years underage. We must've had better fake ID and now I just wish someone would ask.

As for later that weekend, is that in an earlier thread or will you start a new one?! In some small way, I miss that cabin also!

PS. You don't have to explain "hammered: to me. I'm from New Zealand and most of our words can be adopted as adjectives to describe various levels of inebriation!

If you are looking just for a room mate.....It will never work, and if the lease is in her name, she'll boot your ass out the door! and you will be living on the beach!

Could always just ask her what her rules are, explain yours, any conflicting ones you need to find a compromise... I can't help more than that without pics...

Quote:

Originally posted by Lia

...
...
A lot of them Georgia rednecks are my family, I think that they are gun toting rednecks also........

I meant no disrespect Lia..I guess half my family including me might be considered rednecks since we grew up on the river banks grabbling for catfish and putting out trotlines..i used to go to a lot of boggings but haven't been in awhile.

First of all, "chill dude" doesn't always mean some stoner who sits on the couch all day eating cheetos. It usually just infers that he's a laid back and down to earth person. Second of all, you should keep the bathroom clean unless she's one of those women who has hair product/ makeup/ miscellaneous crap laying all over the bathroom. It's more common than most women will admit. Thirdly, if you're paying half the rent, you can have sex with anyone in your room at any time whether she wants to hear it or not. If she doesn't like it, she can take a walk.

Thanks! I agree about all of that. I mean with any roommate (male or female) you want to be respectful of them not hearing you with your dates.

Quote:

Originally posted by Davey45

First of all, "chill dude" doesn't always mean some stoner who sits on the couch all day eating cheetos. It usually just infers that he's a laid back and down to earth person. Second of all, you should keep the bathroom clean unless she's one of those women who has hair product/ makeup/ miscellaneous crap laying all over the bathroom. It's more common than most women will admit. Thirdly, if you're paying half the rent, you can have sex with anyone in your room at any time whether she wants to hear it or not. If she doesn't like it, she can take a walk.

Quote:

Originally posted by doolittle

...
I meant no disrespect Lia..I guess half my family including me might be considered rednecks since we grew up on the river banks grabbling for catfish and putting out trotlines..i used to go to a lot of boggings but haven't been in awhile.

No disrespect taken, my family down there is in Emanuel County, Warren County, and in Savannah, I luv them all dearly, they jus like to play with their guns a little much for my taste personally. In fact I might be moving to North Carolina before the next school year, A little bit of a family reunion you can say. So to an extent we are all rednecks, including me cuz I grew up on a farm in the country in the sticks, and I still hate shoes, lol. I eat Catfish and my Okra, and my Hushpuppies, and all of my Greens. I grew up in the north, but my Mom raised me southern. I own a 4x4, and I luv the mud too.

You go girl !

I have a love affair with the South as well ( mom's from Arkansas) though it is, let's say "highly conditional" if you understand what I mean.

I had a house 10 yrs ago with an apartment in the basement I rented out. One day while looking for a new tenant a very hot long haired blond showed up who was my age. As long as she had money she was in as far as I was concerned. For 5 months there seemed to be a string of guys over, and she was very loud during sex down there with them. Even my g/f at the time commented how the noise downstairs woke her up in the middle of the night. Well about 4 months after the blond moved in, my g/f and I decided to split. Needless to say I had a lot of eyes downstairs after that. One day I ended up going for a pleasant walk with my tenant, we ended up in her bed. For 3 months it was incredible. She was a really hot in bed, would do anything, I nic named her "the porn star" to my friends..
As is the case with anything really good, it must come to an end, and she turned nasty. I had to kick her out of the apartment, police got involved etc. my advise to anybody trying this.. don't, the incredible sex will not make up for the nastiness that will come when you have to kick her out.. on a positive note,10 yrs later .. all I really remember about the whole thing.. she had the tightest pussy I ever experienced, she loved it up the ass more then her pussy, any cum needed to be on her face or in her mouth, and could be found often masturbating about the house using something.. I kept a 'g' rated picture of her and my mind does the rest when I think of her

Dear Penthouse forum. ..

Bowchickawowwow

I used to sneak my Dads Penthouse so I could read the Forums, it was so cool and I learned so much. I really liked Xavier Hollander.

That makes me smile. Thanks Lia.

Quote:

Originally posted by Lia

I used to sneak my Dads Penthouse so I could read the Forums, it was so cool and I learned so much. I really liked Xavier Hollander.

Quote:

Originally posted by F1098

That makes me smile. Thanks Lia.

...

Wicked little smile back at ya......

Don't be afraid to let her taste some dark stuff......

Quote:

Originally posted by ranging

...
Pity you don't all come with the same manual. If I bought the love of my life dark chocolate, she'd beat me to death with a bar of "that milk chocolate shit"!