Favorite Simpsons Quote..

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Lisa: Grandpa how did u get ur underwear off without taking ur pants off first...
Grandpa: I...don't know...

Homer : If somethings to hard to do, It's not worth doing.

Marge- "He prefers the company of other men..."

Homer- "Who doesn't?"

Operator - "The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now."

Homer: "Doh!"

Homer: "OOoooh. They have the internet on computers now?!"

Milhouse: I can’t go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency.

Marge : Ohh, Homie

"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." - Homer

Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.

Homer Simpson: Sometimes, Marge, you just have to go with your gut.
Marge: You *always* go with your gut. How about for once you listen to your brain?

Mr. Burns: Thank you, come again. Smithers, release the hounds.

*Probably uttered by Honda-X a time or two as well*

Homer: Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.

Homer: Mmmmmm, forbidden doughnut.

Well, hes kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son" - Lionel Hutz

Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
Marge: HOMER!
Homer: I gotta go Moe my damn wiener kids are listening.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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I was myself with a rag onna stick.







I'd have to think about it, there are a lot of really good ones from back in the day.

Quote:

Originally posted by Honda_X

Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
Marge: HOMER!
Homer: I gotta go Moe my damn wiener kids are listening.

I love that one.

Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. -Homer