Fake tits horror stories

Any one have any fake tits horror stories? Mine is in a Medical sitting the Doc and I were going to exam. a 65 yr old female I knew something was up when all the er nurses were Rolling. When the Doc and I went to see the patient I followed the Doc we had a women who had a set of Pam Anderson tits and she was proud to show them, In gaining a History she had gotten them 2 years before. ( at 63 ) I had to keep my composure with them standing up in the air and she kept uncovering them. IT didn't help that the nurses were looking thru the curtains to see our reactions. this has been several years ago and the women in question has most likly passed on but when I think of the undertaker I still bust out.

Oddly enough, this thread is right up my alley. I had breast augmentation surgery Dec 22nd. Four days later I am black and blue from my neck to my navel. My nipples are itchy and burning at the same time, maybe because they have been erect for the last few days non stop! They are riding very high, I am afraid to look down because I don’t want to rest my chin on my tits! I have been assured that they will in fact "drop" within a week or three... until then my breasts are shaped like Snoopey's nose. I have run the gamut from crying my eyes out to laughing until it hurt... even through the wonderful narcotics that they gave me.

I think all of this is fairly normal, or so they keep telling me. So I am not sure if it is a true horror story, but it has been hellish for me. I am 40 some odd years younger than the old lady Snarf is talking about and plan to have them removed BEFORE I start collecting Social Security.

Any of you guys who have ladies considering getting this done... ask me again in a week. Although I can say, I put a sweater on earlier today without the ugly sports bra they gave me, and DAMN! Ry's finally got her boobies!!!!

Be warned, they are hands off for a month and she will more than likely be an evil bitch for the first little while... but having a boob buddy is a big help.

Bravo, Ry! Bravo, indeed!

Here's to a speedy recovery, darling.

Oh s..t I wasn't expecting this Shy_Ry Itake it they only told you what they would do, not discribe the whole procedure ( they never do) but I know that getting you chest wall seperated( from the bruising ) this is common. if you and the doctor keep your head and kept the size within your frame you go girl for having the guts to submit yourself to this I wish you all the luck ( and pictures if you feel) I was looking at the humor and or bizarre but post us as to the progress. you mention the sweater sooo self esteem is already boosted wish you althe luck snarfbatt

another thing Shy-Ry I consider fakes as tits that obviously are fakes ( the water ballons that you can spot from a football field away) a good doc and a smart head I can't tell

It's all good, and for the record another of the WBW girlies got hers done too! I was very concerned with looking like a circus freak, I am small framed and really did not want much more than a B+, they talked me into a small C and they are about the perfect size, although they'll shrink a bit once all of the swelling goes down. As for pics of my boobs... maybe with no head shot. My dad is also a member of this site and I doubt he would approve (Hi Daddy, love you ) There is a fully clothed pic in the "Real Girls High School/College" thread.

I'd be happy to keep you up to date on the progress.

haha lol!