dyke inspectors needed:

dutch queen aurora borealis speaking from her throne in the hollandais has called for an international team to check her countries dykes for leaks. send applications to the queens main squeeze, tulips(one upper), at the amster dam.

HAHAHA Good one, What country is below the see level and still exists because of the dykes. ( and dyke inspectors)

Dyke Inspector Vixxen reporting for duty. My credentials are: I've got some of the fastest fingers in the East. I love tulips (both upper and lower varieties). I've also been known to be able to stop leaks with my tongue in cases of extreame emergencies, when the dyke is about to burst. My techniques involve grabbing the dyke firmly by her handholds. I've also found that planting tulips all over the dyke doesn't hurt either. I also like to do preventive maintenance on dykes. This involves a hands on technique with a finger probe to determine if the dyke is about to issue forth a leak. I do a long extensive research of the dyke's cavity. After all you should take the time to do it right instead of rushing it and missing something. Am I hired?

vixxen, with qualifications like that, the queen may have loftier duties for you to perform. it may be she is looking for a hand maiden. word will come while you are feeling your way around the dykes. she may ask for a demonstration of your considerable talent.

I am always eager and willing to please. I know I would make a good hand maiden as well. Until then I will keep plugging along.

You two are incorrigible. Good one buxom.

we are serious you know wolvey. kinda anyway.

man(woman)! this is funny! i don't know what to say.. this is so creative and, and, and..woow!! *stunned*

Very witty conversations indeed ladies. Well typed.\

BB

Ah, if only you could be "kinda serious" with me. Why couldn't I be born a woman?

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I'd change my gender for you buxom.
-Wolvey

There is always a snip and tuck procedure to help you out Wolvey. Thanks Baron.

Could I join you and buxom then?

you could help the dutch and become a dyke.

i'm goin fubar

I think it would take a little more than an adjustment to join us. But there are plenty of leaking dykes out there who need your help and support with the proper adjustment to yourself. Just think about all those dykes out there who need your professional plumbers friend (the finger tool, a technical term) to stop them from creating a deluge. Before dykes breakdown they need help and preventive maintenance. Through years of research it has been determined that constant use of the plumbers friend keeps dykes in a happy support state.

snip and tuck. are they related to nit, nat and tat?

I sure hope not. Snip and tuck are twins while nit, nat, and tat are triplets.

The Netherlands: A country whose national hero is a boy (male) for his heroics in sticking his digit in a dyke to fix the dyke. Thus the Dutch idolize boys who fix dykes.

i've known some dykes and i don't think that would be the answer. the story of the little dutch boy is something we are simply doing a take off on, with no disrepect for the story.

Well, then, after the Netherlands you should go to Copenhagen and do the mermaid...many possibilities there. France and be Joan of Arc with her sword. Saudi Arabia and do an "I Dream of Genie"...wait, that may not be so wise.