Do You Want to Direct a Porno? (mini-contest)

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Originally posted by Kanzen

There is no such thing as a 'perfect porno' because in and of itself; it is a paradox. To truely be the greatest porno it must follow all of the usual porno flick cliches and none of them at the same time.

I meant perfect to the particular person, everyone has a type of thing they would love to see..or a certain scenario that would make it awesome. Hopefully someone will not only take part, but make a porno that would also be well liked by my friend, I know nobody can make a porno that is considered perfect by all..

Also, get the fucking lead out you bums....it's been a whole day, I'm hoping at least 30 of you are at least half done. Or I'm keeping this one month sponsorship for myself.

I think Honda needs to post a proof Porno!

is that RPG lol

I am strapped for time so....


"The Job"

GARAGE

JACK HAMMER IS REBUILDING AN ENGINE. ENGROSSED IN HIS WORK, HE DOESN’T NOTICE WHEN A WOMAN ENTERS THE SHOP.
LUCY DRY
Excuse me, are you the manager?

JACK (Noticeably zoning in on Lucy's ample chest) No, the manager won’t be back for a few days. How can I help you?

LUCY (with a sexy smile) Well, if the manager’s gone, it looks like you got a promotion, wouldn’t you say?

JACK (embarrassed) Well, i guess you could say that, though most people say I’m too stupid to do anything but spin wrenches.

LUCY I wouldn’t say that. You look smart to me. Say, what’s your name?

JACK Jack, Jack Hammer (pause) You know something? You’re kinda cute.

LUCY Yeah?

JACK No shit. I noticed that the minute you walked in.

LUCY The minute I walked in? I didn’t think you were noticing anything but that boring engine you’re working on.

JACK (laughs) I can certainly think of things I’d rather be doing.

LUCY Yeah? Like what?

JACK (laughs) Maybe I shouldn’t be talking so freely. Forget I said it.

LUCY Not a chance, Jack. (suggestive smile) Jack Hammer.

JACK Wanna fuck?

LUCY (rubbing her hands on Jack’s chest) What took you so long?

(CUE MUSIC)

NO MORE DIALOG

I really do hope some people give this a shot..it is a free month sponsorship..

Oh well, I guess we'll see how it goes..

give us time don't sweat it

I'm not much of a writer so just tell him to set up some random cameras throughout his house and have is way with her whenever and wherever he likes

I'm giving this one last bump before I lock it due to extreme fail.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

I'm giving this one last bump before I lock it due to extreme fail.

YOURE going to lock something in the lounge??

i didnt realise you were the lounge mod now

Honda, it might have been a good idea but i wasn't bored enough to read everything you had in that Jeff paragraph

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Originally posted by Latino

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Me or Honda?

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Originally posted by Cooper.

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Me or Honda?

honda

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Originally posted by Latino

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honda

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Originally posted by Latino

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YOURE going to lock something in the lounge??

Sorry, I didn't think it would be a big deal to lock my own thread due to it's overly extremely...painful failure. But you're right, if I want it locked I'll send you a PM.

It'll most likely fade away soon enough..

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Originally posted by Latino

i didnt realise you were the lounge mod now

I hadn't realized "realise" was a word..

err..well, it might actually be a word, but it doesn't work in that context. So..still, HA!



OHH BURN!

Well, I just got this PM:



It's given me new hope for this thread.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

I hadn't realized "realise" was a word..

err..well, it might actually be a word, but it doesn't work in that context. So..still, HA!

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OHH BURN!

you never realised that? http://www.thefreedictionary.com/realise - http://www.thefreedictionary.com/realised




sorry....forgot you did get your education in Canada

Word of the Day:

Epicest fail that ever failed.

Um...what about farm animals?

At what point does it become donkey porn? Do you have to have sex with the donkey or does the donkey just need to be involved?

Are they willing to explore that for me?