I'm going to go out on a limb here an assume you do. 
I threw in a picture of a girl so the fappers won't get all pissed off at the title and rate this a 1..
Anyway, I have a friend in real life who knows about my activities here..he doesn't know to the extent of which I'm involved..(I told him I'm a car mod..)...anyway, he knows since I mod here I've seen a considerable amount of porn. He has had a girlfriend for awhile now, and apparently things are getting stale with their sex..she's actually pretty hot, and he's not so much..so I don't see what the fuck his problem is, but anyway. They're looking to make a porno, and they want me to direct it..(seriously, I actually felt bad he asked me..like I'm some kinda porn freak or something)..anyway, nothing really gross or anything..he doesn't want me in the room or anything, he just wants me to make a story board kinda..like a scene by scene of the perfect porno. I'll never see this porno (nor would I want to)..but the idea of being able to semi-direct one kinda sounded like some fun and I figured some of you lot would like to get in on the lulz.
So here I am, who better to ask how to make the perfect porno...than you porn loving lot. They're semi-established in their relationship, but still all playful and outgoing about shit I don't want to hear, which made things awkward but also answered a lot of questions..for example, they're up for anything pornwise..so If you've seen it on TV..they're probably up for it (anal and all that kinda such..everything we have on this site), if you seen it on a German scat site..they are not. Now I honestly have no idea how to direct the perfect porn...they're going to be using 2 cameras and they seem really excited about the whole thing, but they (like me)..have no idea how to really make a porno..and even though I told them "just go rent some porn"..they're determined to get me to work it out...it's probably a going to end with them trying to get me into some kinda creepy threesome, but lets hope not.
So here's the mini-contest..I'm going to email him all the results from this thread (if any, you lazy bums)..and whichever one they decide to go with...that poster will get a 1 month sponsor membership..Sounds great eh?..BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!...Oh, well..actually there isn't more...but that sounded neat didn't it?
So here's you big chance to direct a porn...(kinda)...so ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE to make this happen? Let's hope so.
Now I know this had been a lot of reading, in time in which you could have been fapping..but here's now it should break down...your porn should have at least 5 scenes, which whatever you chose..here's an example of what a respectable scene should include:
Location: Bedroom, Bathroom..Attic? (no outdoors, or pools..it's just too fucking cold for that kinda shit)
Outfit: Maid, Nurse..Blacksmith..etc. (apparently if it's something along the lines of a normal fetish, she already has it)..gawd I wish I had normal friends..oh well.
Location of the two cameras: Not hard really, for example:
Camera 1: First person view(dude holding camera)..Camera 2: On girls face.
Type of sex: Obvious.
The porn should probably have a beginning, middle and then ending.....rather than "scene 1: hardcore anal sex".."scene 2: blowjob"...because that would be fucked up, YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH.
Anyway, I think you lot have the gist of it...at least 5 scenes, and whoever he chooses will get a 1 month sponsorship..so go nuts guys, you know you've though about this at least once. Goodluck..I'll keep you all posted on any new developments.
I threw in a picture of a girl so the fappers won't get all pissed off at the title and rate this a 1..
Anyway, I have a friend in real life who knows about my activities here..he doesn't know to the extent of which I'm involved..(I told him I'm a car mod..
So here I am, who better to ask how to make the perfect porno...than you porn loving lot. They're semi-established in their relationship, but still all playful and outgoing about shit I don't want to hear, which made things awkward but also answered a lot of questions..for example, they're up for anything pornwise..so If you've seen it on TV..they're probably up for it (anal and all that kinda such..everything we have on this site), if you seen it on a German scat site..they are not. Now I honestly have no idea how to direct the perfect porn...they're going to be using 2 cameras and they seem really excited about the whole thing, but they (like me)..have no idea how to really make a porno..and even though I told them "just go rent some porn"..they're determined to get me to work it out...it's probably a going to end with them trying to get me into some kinda creepy threesome, but lets hope not.
So here's the mini-contest..I'm going to email him all the results from this thread (if any, you lazy bums)..and whichever one they decide to go with...that poster will get a 1 month sponsor membership..Sounds great eh?..BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!...Oh, well..actually there isn't more...but that sounded neat didn't it?
So here's you big chance to direct a porn...(kinda)...so ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE to make this happen? Let's hope so.
Now I know this had been a lot of reading, in time in which you could have been fapping..but here's now it should break down...your porn should have at least 5 scenes, which whatever you chose..here's an example of what a respectable scene should include:
Location: Bedroom, Bathroom..Attic? (no outdoors, or pools..it's just too fucking cold for that kinda shit)
Outfit: Maid, Nurse..Blacksmith..etc. (apparently if it's something along the lines of a normal fetish, she already has it)..gawd I wish I had normal friends..oh well.
Location of the two cameras: Not hard really, for example:
Camera 1: First person view(dude holding camera)..Camera 2: On girls face.
Type of sex: Obvious.
The porn should probably have a beginning, middle and then ending.....rather than "scene 1: hardcore anal sex".."scene 2: blowjob"...because that would be fucked up, YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH.
Anyway, I think you lot have the gist of it...at least 5 scenes, and whoever he chooses will get a 1 month sponsorship..so go nuts guys, you know you've though about this at least once. Goodluck..I'll keep you all posted on any new developments.
