Church Vs. WBW

ok that site is fucked up lol i cant belive they are for half the shit they think is right
these people are full of them selfs to the point of where i am with jean9029 at first i thought it was funny but the more i read the more i start wanna cry.

lol ok i read more and more and i am going along with what tese people are saying this hast o be a joke site i mean common the dinosaurs are still here and the world is flat i mean come fuckin on

Wow, if that site is for real, those are some pathetic arguments.

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Myth: Masturbation is harmless.
Reality: Christianity proves that chronic Masturbation causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness.

Where?

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Experts estimate that there are at least 150,000 Americans masturbating RIGHT NOW! Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month!

I don't think there are 150,000 american jacking it AT WORK at any given moment.

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In fact, practically all rapists, Sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as Masturbators.

So did everyone else. That's like saying having hair causes you to become a rapist.

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If an unmarried man doesn't masturbate, all the sperm cells he produces end up in his urine

Ummm...no.

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Originally posted by biffta

And God said let the grass grow green.... and it did... and a rasta smoked it

yah man any-ting ya wanna give mee Iz gonna mek gud yoos of eet Irie mon

I am definately going to need to get some "Anti-Masturbation Equipment"...

Its obviously true about your going blind and bald then ^^^

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Originally posted by budokan

this

If you have a wife like I do you should know there is a time of month where the woman spills blood in the night. What is this and what does it mean? Does it mean she is demon possessed or maybe she is having an orgasm. In all truth we all know women don't have orgasms. All women just lie on their backs and let you do your thing then you have a baby. Actually women hate sex and they usually cry during it as does my wife. It is a painful experience for the woman but she must go through it to have the baby being born.

shold proove that the site is a joke

if it doesnt, my culture is seriously doomed

i think u got it all wrong..girls love sex..or at least i do....

jean 929... who is your avatar.... she is hot..... on subject i hate happy clappy bible bashers

had a good page around their site these guys are insane

I have a girl "friend" that has always been told by her parents that masturbation is a sin... lol I do actually speak to a lot about it and she honestly believes that she'll go to hell if she masturbates. And if she ever gets horny by herself and thinks about doing it, she has to repent for her sinful mind. Its so ridiculous its funny.

She told me once that when she was young and sampled it, her sisters told her parents that she had started masturbation and she was taken to a man of the clothe (or whatever) and she had to be cleansed. This is all true.

The odd thing is, the act of sex and foreplay isnt frowned on... its purely masturbation.

Ive said to her many times, "how many women and men do you think masturbate around the world? Are we all going to hell?" and she know almost everyone does it, but she still wont even entertain the idea, or so she says.

this is a parody site guys... and its funny as shit!!!!

i want this t-shirt!!!!

is he holding a pair of Y-Fronts?

i belive that is a knife and a t-bone steak

y-fronts would be funnier

i really dont know... i mean, how bored must one be to make up a whole site like that? and he or she has to know the bible pretty well... on the other hand, offcourse, its way to exaggerating to be serious... dunno...
btw, i also think its y-fronts

try this page
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

its a better church parody site

Funny how all extremists are convinced theyre right eh?