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Church Vs. WBW

Starter: Devil6 Posted: 20 years ago Views: 1.9K
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#1279760
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Ok, Ok, This website says that they believe the Earth is FLAT!! This is the stupidest thing I have ever read.
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#1279761
Lvl 10
Some how I don't believe this is a message from Jesus, but it's from their site.

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#1279762
Lvl 19
"Reality: Christianity proves that chronic Masturbation causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness."

No wonder I'm so depressed. I just had an eye exam last week and the doctor said I was nearsighted. And another thing....um I forgot what I was going to say.

Funny stuff. I'm glad its not real. Some people can get a little crazy with religion. My sister is really into it. I told her few weeks ago I was getting a tattoo and she freaked out. Saying it was against the bible, then she showed me the scripture that says you shouldn't get tattoos. But then I read the whole paragraph and it also says men shouldn't cut their hair short. I feel sorry for people who believe so whole heartedly into that crap.
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#1279763
Lvl 14
lol theres HENTAI on that fuckin page.
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#1279764
Lvl 12
rofl, funniest thing ever!, read the samson story:
http://www.truechristian.com/img/kids/samsee.jpg
lol crazy bastards...
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#1279765
Lvl 10
Ok, Now i have to say, This site has to be sarcasm. He makes too much fun of himself in that Samson story.
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#1279766
apparently according to them all candles should be outlawed because they draw evil spirits, what fucking retards!!!!
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#1279767
Lvl 14
::topic moved to the lounge::

I think there are some people who think that way. I have no problem with it but they have to letting me do and think the way i want. When they are not doing that they are wrong becasue they are beleiveing in there way of life and they have to do it with me. Otherwise i wanna discuss some writing in the bible that are really pornografhic. I wanna debate about some things that are not correct i wanna discuss some things thati'm not agree with. But i never debate the way they life. Only when it effects me in my way of life i wanna discuss it. Nobody has to judge about me and if there is a higher pupose i wanna discuss it with them not with humans i life the way i life and i defent that right. There is not a person in the world who may say whom you gotta life. Okay you have to keep by the rules we made i think those rules are very good en protect innocent people who can't defent themself. There are rules that protect those people not relegion but legal rules made by a goverment not relegius persons.
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#1279768
Lvl 17
Heres there deal if you can wait 72 hrs the pressure is released in a form of a wet dream and you worry about mastrubation no more
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#1279769
Lvl 14
i go to church on occasion... but i need to jerk it so that I am not having as much sex as I used to... its my little sin to stop a small sin... that sounds believable right?
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#1279770
Lvl 10
Religion was created to remove personal freedom and cause guilt. I don't buy it...I used to but not anymore.
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#1279771
Lvl 5
And they want to be taken seareously!!!

Here is A Fact..... Religion has killed more people in the world then anything else.
Just think of the wars its caused for one thing.

Its all Poo anyway, if a god created everything why the hell would he need anything from us!?
Why would it need Worship, a god needs nothing.
why is mastubation wrong when god forgives all sins lol

Religious people are people who fear death and cant deal with it being the end.
isnt it about time religion died!

Peace... lol
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#1279772
Lvl 14
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Originally posted by Red-X

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Is this site real or one of those fake news sites? I cant imagine anyone being this fucked up in the head. Everyone masterbates even the ass that wrote this. What a bunch of scary fuckers they are if this isnt a joke.


What was written on that website is actually true; whether people want to believe it or not. The King James Bible explains everything, and masturbation is actually one of the greatest sins that humans constantly do.
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I'm no Theologian but people tweek the bible and have thrown out the passages against masturbation and have replaced it with ones saying homosexuality is bad.
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Ok briefly let me have my opinion. Firstly I am a Theologian (masters)

1. There is nowhere in scripture where masturbation is deemed as worthy of hell
2. The only reference to masturbation is not actually about masturbation, it is about spilling the male seed onto the ground. It was a sin to not procreate, (even within the family) and the referenece is to an individual qoute:

Genesis 38:9 But Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so whenever he lay with his brother's wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from producing offspring for his brother. 10 What he did was wicked in the LORD's sight; so he put him to death also.

3. This site appears to be written by a very young (immature) person. The grammar is shocking and bias is legalistic in interpretation and does not represent Christianity in total.

4. The great thing about Christianity as a religion, is it offers one thing that NO other religion affords! Choice. Take it or leave it, believe it or not. At the end of the day we go to hell (if you belive in heaven and hell) by what we DONT do, rather than what we DO do.

Hear endeth todays lesson
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#1279773
Lvl 14
Quote:
Originally posted by biffta

And they want to be taken seareously!!!

Here is A Fact..... Religion has killed more people in the world then anything else.
Just think of the wars its caused for one thing.

Its all Poo anyway, if a god created everything why the hell would he need anything from us!?
Why would it need Worship, a god needs nothing.
why is mastubation wrong when god forgives all sins lol

Religious people are people who fear death and cant deal with it being the end.
isnt it about time religion died!

Peace... lol


Well yours is a typical response of most people who are ignorant of religion. Dont get me wrong I am not calling YOU ignorant, but your response is ignorant (un-educated in religion). Allowing propaganda to influence your opinion is dangerous.

Formulate you opinions on your own research, not what others tell you. Its always the safest defence, after all your life will depend on it eventually.
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#1279774
Lvl 17
I didnt even read whatever you posted..all i have to say is.....FUCK YOUOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Its My fucking DICK!
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#1279775
Lvl 5
And God said let the grass grow green.... and it did... and a rasta smoked it
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#1279776
Lvl 5
and god said let there be light... and then he got the electric bill and said Oh let there be night!
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#1279777
Lvl 28
it's a spoof site.....
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#1279778
Lvl 51
WBW is my church!!!





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#1279779
Lvl 14
awesome site!
serious: religion is full of missunderstandings and wrong interpretations.its crazy that such opinions are really taken serious by some people. i think that´s a pitty, cuz it can give you a lot if you deal with it open minded. and it contains wisdom which cannot be recognized by science and rational thinking. the institution of religion might be in a crisis in our century, but its issues are existing beyond space and time...
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