Celebrity Deaths..Who Do You Think Is Next!?

Janice Dickinson, when Spencer (the) Pratt poisons her.

Ooh, I'd also like to vote for political columnist Charles Krauthammer.



I say he dies when the anamatronic robot that has been keeping him moving for the last 100 years finally short circuits.

Stacy Kiebler. And I would be next cuz I'd have to keep following her.

Madonna by a wild african tribe when she tries to adopt another child.
Tom Brady from being worn out by Gisele Bundchen! (Go Steelers!)
The lead singer from the free credit report.com commercials just because.

Jeff Goldbloom because Twitter said so.

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Wow, throw some glasses on that chap and he could be your great grandson RD.

I gotta go with Honda and say Dr. Gary Busey, PHD in KA-RAY-ZEE!!!

And for my own prediction, I'd have to say Glen Beck. Suicide from depression stemming from the Democratic control of the country...lol

Cancer Sucks!

their dropping like flies over on the left coast

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their dropping like flies over on the left coast

So like, who do you think is next, and how?

The oldest of the Jonas Brothers. The Jonas Brothers will take up Lady Gaga on her offer for a foursome and he'll die of cardiac arrest at his first sight of a vagina.

The youngest Jonas Brother will quickly follow his brother in death, for he will no longer feel right in wearing his purity ring, causing him to be trampled to death by his overexcited 13 year old female fans and the occassional 45 year old pedophile who switched to the Jonas Brothers after getting bored jerking off to talentless former child star Justin Timberlake.

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Sadly Patrick Swayze ! Not a good couple of weeks for the 80's.

What 80's generation boy did not have the Farrah Poster?
Michael- Love him, hate him, don't care? He did produce GREAT music!
One sad Grasshopper!
The ultimate sidekick in Ed, old school, but funny nonetheless.

Wow. So some people are taking this one seriously, huh? buzzkill. Sure, Patrick Swayze is a good legitimate guess.

And the winner (or looser) is Karl Malden http://buzz.yahoo.com/article/1:y_movies:d5c1aa9775f9f5d6db61ac64f7e96b09/Legendary-actor-dies-at-97

Karl Malden died today i didnt even realize he was still alive

but i would say Liz Taylor is next

I say we find out Latoya Jackson is dead because she was actually Michael Jackson in drag...

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The oldest of the Jonas Brothers. The Jonas Brothers will take up Lady Gaga on her offer for a foursome and he'll die of cardiac arrest at his first sight of a vagina.

The youngest Jonas Brother will quickly follow his brother in death, for he will no longer feel right in wearing his purity ring, causing him to be trampled to death by his overexcited 13 year old female fans and the occassional 45 year old pedophile who switched to the Jonas Brothers after getting bored jerking off to talentless former child star Justin Timberlake.

Seriously, that "purity ring" bullshit really pisses me off. They're going to regret passing up all the pussy they currently are when they're those "faggots that used to be famous" just like the no name members of the backstreet boys and shit. Idiots.

Unless they're full of shit and motorboating all the Jonas Bothers band skanks they can't get their their hands on, in which case I might actually kind of respect them a little.

Not really, they suck.

Goodstuff..

If I had to guess, I'd say their purity rings are about as much of an anti-sex barrier as was Britney Spears' hymen.

It must suck pretty hard being the older Jonas brother. You know, the ugly one?

It would be harsh being in a band, covered in groupies, and hearing the girls say shit like "oh well, I guess he's still a Jonas brother..."

You know, because he looks like a fat Elvis wannabe?

I wouldn't mind seeing Tom Cruise curl up for a lil dirt nap for a bit. His whole "I'm better than everyone but act like I don't mean to know it" attitude really pisses me off.

Besides the whole psuedo religion thing is also crap.