CASH or ASS?

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Originally posted by Paddy!

I'd take the cash. I can still wank!!

I'm with Paddy on this

cash...

Quote:

Originally posted by Paddy!

I'd take the cash. I can still wank!!

Ditto. You are always in the mood when you are, You don't have to buy yourself dinner and you can't give yourself and STD or get somebody pregnant.

I'll take the ass and get on the dole

Ass doesn't put food on the table.
You can't eat ass.

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Originally posted by rower41

You can't eat ass.

Au contraire mon frere! May not provide nutritional substance, but it is definitely edible!

I'd rather die gaunt with a smile on my face, than rich and sexless

at my age and health I would take the cash

Hourglasses.