So... I saw this sort of proposal somewhere and thought it might make for a semi-not-completely-fucking horrible thread. Of course, I could be wrong...
A mysterious stranger approaches you one night and makes you an offer. You can spend the rest of your life being very well taken care of: all your bills paid-in-full, your choice of living accommodations, the finest medical care, the best food made by the best chefs, all the travel and luxury you'd ever want. Basically a black Am Ex card that is never refused and always paid off. You would never worry about having cash again for the rest of your life, and neither will your family.
BUT...
You can never have sex again, like forever and ever for as long as you live. You would still continue to want it, but NEVER be able to have it.
ALTERNATIVELY, he makes you a counteroffer: all the vagoo you want, whenever you want it, from whoever you want it. No one could turn down your charms, so essentially all sorts of freaky-ass strange in numbers that would f-ing make Wilt Chamberlain look like a prude,
BUT...
You have to live well below the poverty line for the rest of your life. Living entirely off $100 dollars a month while living in an apratment building that people currently residing in Section 8 housing consider a shithole dump.
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So, what will it be and why? CHOOSE YOUR FATE!
A mysterious stranger approaches you one night and makes you an offer. You can spend the rest of your life being very well taken care of: all your bills paid-in-full, your choice of living accommodations, the finest medical care, the best food made by the best chefs, all the travel and luxury you'd ever want. Basically a black Am Ex card that is never refused and always paid off. You would never worry about having cash again for the rest of your life, and neither will your family.
BUT...
You can never have sex again, like forever and ever for as long as you live. You would still continue to want it, but NEVER be able to have it.
ALTERNATIVELY, he makes you a counteroffer: all the vagoo you want, whenever you want it, from whoever you want it. No one could turn down your charms, so essentially all sorts of freaky-ass strange in numbers that would f-ing make Wilt Chamberlain look like a prude,
BUT...
You have to live well below the poverty line for the rest of your life. Living entirely off $100 dollars a month while living in an apratment building that people currently residing in Section 8 housing consider a shithole dump.
So, what will it be and why? CHOOSE YOUR FATE!
