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broke and homeless

Starter: Mr.Poop Posted: 15 years ago Views: 2.6K
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#3912199
Lvl 18
ok so i was thinking about this and its a scenario that given the current economic situation. we are all in hits close to home.
if you lost your job and your home.and all the money in your pocket and bank account.and all your credit cards.you had no freinds or family to fall back on how would you survive?all you have is your drivers license and the clothes on your back



#3912200
music
#3912201
Lvl 18
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Originally posted by cooper9

music

meaning what?
#3912202
I'd get a shopping trolley and a radio










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#3912203
Lvl 21
id always have friends and family to help me out... no doubt!
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#3912204
Lvl 7
Get a job. Just like every bum needs to do.

In my case, I am fortunate to have some experience and a good education, but even if I didn't I would go to the nearest hand wash car wash and apply. I would work for less than the next guy if I had to. I would work for free for a day if necessary. In the end, they would recognize my work ethic and promote me.

Then you get more money. Then you buy a house and car and a shitload of useless stuff. It's America, baby!
#3912205
i'd most certainly wouldn't go and feel sorry for myself... that wouldn't help shit..
#3912206
Lvl 12
I'd be the best goddamn homeless person ever!
#3912207
Lvl 27
I've got a class A CDL, so I'd get a job driving truck cross country, that way I could live in the truck until I could get enough money together to get another place to live, I'd take my family with me if need be...
#3912208
Lvl 43
Good question....after the initial shock wore off...
#3912209
Lvl 18
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Originally posted by 4tookerplace

I'd be the best goddamn homeless person ever!



4tooker you are a horses ass but that was pretty fucking funny
#3912210
Lvl 8
go to the salvation army sleep there until i found a job then save up my money till i could move to my own place
#3912211
Lvl 8
just apply for welfare and let the state take care of you shit alot of people do it some people have done it there whole adult lives
#3912212
Lvl 15
I'd sell my body for a pack of smokes and a double deuce.
#3912213
Lvl 32
I'd beg for money and go buy a bottle of booze and lay in a ditch and get drunk
#3912214
i guess going on a mouthwash-fueled robbery spree would be my first choice to stay ahead of the game.
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#3912215
Lvl 28
I would become a male prostitute, again.

Or like, you know...do something of some use, rather than just begging people for money like a pathetic piece of shit.
#3912216
Lvl 24
you know it seems like there are a lot less homeless woman than there are men

probably because as long as you look pretty decently good and keep up good hygiene... you could probably just find some guy to live with while you get back on your feet
#3912217
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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

you know it seems like there are a lot less homeless woman than there are men

probably because as long as you look pretty decently good and keep up good hygiene... you could probably just find some guy to live with while you get back on your feet


that is one sharp observation... and now you mentioned it, i know a few girls/women who hit rock bottom and all they did was switch relationships
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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

you know it seems like there are a lot less homeless woman than there are men

probably because as long as you look pretty decently good and keep up good hygiene... you could probably just find some guy to live with while you get back on your feet

She would have to be awesome at sucking teh cawk to live with me.
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