BrEeZaHhH SluTzZzZz

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A BrEeZaH SlUt iS SoMeThInG ThAt aLl gIrLs aRoUnD ThIs aGe iN HoLlAnD TeNd tO ThInK Is nOrMaL. bUt aRe tHe mOsT AnNoYiNg pEoPlE. sO BaSiCaLlY I GuEsS YoU CaN SaY WhItE TrAsH OnLy bReEzAh sLuTs hAvE AlL ThEiR TeEtH. hErE ArE SoMe oF ThE ChArAcTeRiStIcS.



bReEzAh sLuT ChArAcTeRiStIcS :

ArE BeTwEeN 14 aNd 17 YeArS OlD
hAvE LoNg hAiR MoStLy bLoNd
UsE FrUcTiS ShAmPoO
hAvE ImPuLsE DeOdOrAnT BuT UsE It aS BoDy sPrAy
HaVe 4 pIeRcInGs iN EaCh eAr
HaVe hUgE GoLd oR SiLvEr rInGs iN EaCh eAr
HaVe a gOlD ChAiN WiTh tHeIr nAmE In iT
wEaR 5 LaYeRs oF MaKe uP
pUt oN A LaYeR Of lIp gLoSs eVeRy 5 mInUtEs
AlWaYs hAvE A PuRsE WiTh tHeM
aLwAyS SeNdInG TeXt mEsSaGeS
aRe aLwAyS In tHe bAtHrOoM PoWdErInG ThEiR NoSeS
dAnCe vErY WiLdLy aNd cOnStAnTlY ScReAm wHiLe dAnCiNg
LoSt tHeIr vIrGiNiTy aT AgE 11
AlWaYs bEgIn a cOnVeRsAtIoN WiTh qUoTe “ReMeMbEr, YeStErDaY On mSn”qUoTe
HaVe aNnOyInG MsN NaMeS
uSe a lOt oF (k) In tHeIr mSn nAmEs
ArE AlWaYs oN MsN
dOn’t kNoW IcQ/MiRc
CaLl aLl tHeIr fRiEnDs ‘DuShI’ mEaNs lIkE BaBy..
ThInK BrAd pItT Is qUoTe “So hOt!”QuOtE
tHiNk aLl mUsIc iN ThE BiLlBoArD ChArTs iS GoOd
ReGuLaRlY SeNd a tExT MeSsAgE To tMf (DuTcH VeRsIoN Of mTv)
sMoKe mArLbOrO LiGhTs
BrAg aBoUt aLl tHe yEaRs tHeY’Ve bEeN SmOkInG
aLwAyS ArGuInG WiTh tHeIr pArEnTs
eXaGgErAtE ThEiR CrYiNg
AcT LiKe tHeIr pRoBlEmS ArE BiG
hAvE A NeW BoYfRiEnD EvErY 2 WeEkS
aRe sCaReD ThEy’rE PrEgNaNt eVeRy mOnTh
hAvE PiCs oF ThEmSeLvEs oN ThEiR Cu2sItE WeArInG DeSiGnEr bRaNd cLoThEs
HaVe bAcArDi bReEzEr bOtTlEs oN ThEiR Cu2 SiTe
AlL GiVe tO ThE QuEsTiOn oN ThEiR Cu2 SiTe qUoTe “SeX Or aLcOhOl?” qUoTe “ fIrSt aLcOhOl aNd tHeN SeX” qUoTe
tHe aNsWeR To tHe qUeStIoN QuOtE “ Do aLiEnS ExIsT?” QuOtE “lOoK In tHe mIrRoR” qUoTe.
hAvE A ScOoTeR WhEn tHeIr 15. (WhIcH Is lEgAlLy aLlOwEd aT ThE AgE Of 16 In hOlLaNd)
hUg eXaGgErAtEdLy
GrEeT EaCh oThEr aS If tHeY HaVeN’T SeEn eAcH OtHeR In a yEaR
wAtCh bIg bRoThEr
WaTcH FrIeNdS
wAtCh gOeDe tIjDeN SlEcHtE TiJdEn (DuTcH SoAp tRaNsLaTeD GoOd tImEs bAd tImEs)
wAtCh iDoLs
AlWaYs hAvE SoMeThInG To cOmPlAiN AbOuT
tHiNk bEeR Is fOr cOuNtRy fOlK
dRiNk wHiTe wInE FrOm tImE To tImE
dRiNk rEd bUlL MiXeS AnD RuM &aMp; CoKe
HaVe a sUbScRiPtIoN To bReAk oUt (DuTcH VeRsIoN Of 17)
AlWaYs cHeAt aT ScHoOl
HaTe tHeIr mAtH TeAcHeR
hAvE A ToNgUe pIeRcInG/NaVaL PiErCiNg
AlL WaNt a dOlPhIn tAtToO On tHeIr sHoUlDeR
wRiTe oN Cu2 ThAt eVeRyOnE Is tHeIr bEsT FrIeNd
EaT A LoT Of sNaCk aNd cHiPs (AnD WoNdEr wHeRe tHe bElLy cOmEs fRoM)
ThRoW PoPcOrN At qUoTe “NeRdS” qUoTe
BuT DrInK DiEt cOkE
aRe sCrEaMiNg fOr aTtEnTiOn
DoN’T KnOw hOw tHe vCr wOrKs
JuSt bArElY KnOw tHaT YoU CaN UsE ThE Pc tO WrItE DoCuMeNtS, tHeRe’s mOrE ThAn mSn
AlL WeAr a tHoNg, DoEsN’T MaTtEr hOw bIg tHaT AsS Is
AlL HaVe hAd sEx iN ThE ChAnGiNg rOoMs aT ThE SwImMiNg pOoL
wIlL Be eItHeR A SeCrEtArY Or cAsHiEr
WiLl mArRy a mAn wHo’s a cOnStRuCtIoN WoRkEr oR GoVeRnMeNt wOrKeR
hAvE An aGeNdA WiTh fAkE AnImAl sKiN CoVeR
aLl wRiTe wItH ThE SaMe bOlD TeXt