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Originally posted by F1098

Probably tested positive for O.L.D.


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I'm fairly sure I don't want to ask, but I can't help myself.

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i feel like my nipples are chew toys

This "old man's" wife says the same thing and she hasn't nursed in 12 years.

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Originally posted by bustMall

This "old man's" wife says the same thing and she hasn't nursed in 12 years.

I can't say I haven't heard the same thing from the little woman

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Originally posted by ramsann

i feel like my nipples are chew toys

Yeah, I get that too.

Seriously though, who's that girl in your avatar?

I need some okay person to play mw3 with... I cant paint without my primer... honda is gone.

Playstation or Xbox?

Ps3

Only have the XBox

Am I the only grown man around this joint? Is it any wonder the girls love me?

Just cuz I'm grown doesn't mean I can't play silly games

Maybe that's why they call me old, and seem to think you're a kid?

So what could a 10, almost 11 year old boy possibly be up to in order to make him walk into the living room and ask, "can you look at my text messages online when you log into your cell phone account"

Kinda makes one wonder doesn't it...

Hrmmmm

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Originally posted by bustMall

Maybe that's why they call me old, and seem to think you're a kid?

I'm just an old kid

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Originally posted by DEMO

So what could a 10, almost 11 year old boy possibly be up to in order to make him walk into the living room and ask, "can you look at my text messages online when you log into your cell phone account"

Kinda makes one wonder doesn't it...

Hrmmmm

Yeah, that sounds like one I want to hear...

Well so far we've gotten nothing out of him except, his girlfriends mom said she could check her texts like that...

But what my boy doesn't know, is that I can't look at texts sent or received on the internet...

But I'll be damned if I'm gonna let him know that

I'm gonna have to check into that feature

Count down clock is on. My baby girl is about to give me my second GRANDSON.

Labor started at 2 am.

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Originally posted by Notech_The_Monk

Count down clock is on. My baby girl is about to give me my second GRANDSON.

Labor started at 2 am.

Congrats hope all is well