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baby names?

Starter: kmfalkds Posted: 19 years ago Views: 5.1K
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#2532987
Lvl 32
Quote:
Originally posted by bachiotomy

Fabian, Robert, Alec, Perch, stoop, stump, Plastique, Humphrey, Adolf, Ira, Dumbass, "D", Neutron, Backdoor, Flip, Cracka, Woody, Darnell,Anferney, Kurt.


nick nac paddy wack give a dog a bone!!!!

how about Luca (Luke-a)
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#2532988
Lvl 8
i always liked corin, or corinth(greece)...... short for corinthians from the silly kids book the bible
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#2532989
i heared Agamemnon a few days ago. thats pretty cool i think


and listen to Jack's advice
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#2532990
Lvl 13
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Originally posted by j0lly

i heared Agamemnon a few days ago. thats pretty cool i think


and listen to Jack's advice


you heared Agamemnon huh, do you always heared interesting names jolly?

i think the word you were looking for is heard

how about samson?
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#2532991
fucking grammar nazi

i meant heard
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#2532992
Lvl 20
Out of the 4 names you listed only Coble doesn't sound gay as hell. Even though Coble is still an incredibly stupid name. Give him a normal fuckin name, you're not from Hollywood and you don't gotta name your kid some kinda crazy ass thing that's gonna make him hate you for the rest of his life. C'mon... fuckin Presley? That's a life of Elvis jokes. Savanne sounds like Savanna and that's a girls name and a city not a name anyway. I'm so tired of bein introduced to peoples kids and they're like this is little Lexus, this is Todd or Cody or fuckin Mercedes. Fuck these gay ass names, if ya want your kid to be a pussy then give him a weird name, if ya want him to be a man then stick with men's names. Unfortunately this is only a problem with fuckin white people. Black people give their kids weird ass names but it fits their culture and history and boys names are still usually masculine, same with Spanish people, white people just feel left out on the weird name list and so we've begun coming up with the most retarded "artsy/creative" fuckin names for our kids and then throw masculine right out the window. A name is so much more important then people realize, it molds how you feel about yourself, how you introduce yourself and what people's first impression of you is. Life is all about predators and prey, if you name someone something that sounds weak the predators will pick them out in a heartbeat.

I will personally make sure that my kid picks on anyone's kids if you name them something stupid and I will gaurantee he will beat them on the playground daily for their lunch money. And if you wanna come around to my house and whine about my kid beating up your kid I will proceed to beat you in the same manner my kid has been beating yours and eventually this will cause a butterfly effect and maybe the world will stop being so fuckin pussy all the time.

No, I don't really care that much about kids names, I'm just tired of the world revolving around pussy people and their cowardly bullshit and names are just another small part of what has caused that in my opinion. Sorry for the incredibly long post, lol, even I don't wanna read the fuckin thing.
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#2532993
Lvl 11
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Originally posted by megahorn

Try names that that are rare for example cool italian names like Fabrizio,Luca,Eulogio,Andrea,Farina,Marco,Piero,Nico-Nicolas,Dino-Alfredino,Enzo-Vicenzo & Lucciano


I'm italian but all those names suck...
And you invent Eulogio and Farina
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#2532994
Lvl 38
My son's name is Tylor
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#2532995
Lvl 22
lol eulogio exists in spanish at least and isnt farina "flour" ?


if you are looking for names like agamemnon, try reading Homer's Iliad

plenty of funny names there

like antiloo, Patroclo, Achilles, etc.
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#2532996
Lvl 20
thanks guys for the suggestions.... and no agamemnon - i want to keep it under 9 syllables. oh, and swiss, you sound very uneducated. all of the names that i mentioned are, indeed, names that are not that far from the norm. checking any website or baby name book would help you realize that. sounds like you will have kids named lazer and tazer and blazer and all kinds of azers.
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#2532997
Lvl 5
so tshilumbanshimba is out of the question?
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#2532998
Lvl 5
seriously i went to boot camp with someone who's name was tshilumbanshimba. next longest name in boot was pederzianacol
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#2532999
Lvl 22
Quote:
Originally posted by Swiss407

Out of the 4 names you listed only Coble doesn't sound gay as hell. Even though Coble is still an incredibly stupid name. Give him a normal fuckin name, you're not from Hollywood and you don't gotta name your kid some kinda crazy ass thing that's gonna make him hate you for the rest of his life. C'mon... fuckin Presley? That's a life of Elvis jokes. Savanne sounds like Savanna and that's a girls name and a city not a name anyway. I'm so tired of bein introduced to peoples kids and they're like this is little Lexus, this is Todd or Cody or fuckin Mercedes. Fuck these gay ass names, if ya want your kid to be a pussy then give him a weird name, if ya want him to be a man then stick with men's names. Unfortunately this is only a problem with fuckin white people. Black people give their kids weird ass names but it fits their culture and history and boys names are still usually masculine, same with Spanish people, white people just feel left out on the weird name list and so we've begun coming up with the most retarded "artsy/creative" fuckin names for our kids and then throw masculine right out the window. A name is so much more important then people realize, it molds how you feel about yourself, how you introduce yourself and what people's first impression of you is. Life is all about predators and prey, if you name someone something that sounds weak the predators will pick them out in a heartbeat.

I will personally make sure that my kid picks on anyone's kids if you name them something stupid and I will gaurantee he will beat them on the playground daily for their lunch money. And if you wanna come around to my house and whine about my kid beating up your kid I will proceed to beat you in the same manner my kid has been beating yours and eventually this will cause a butterfly effect and maybe the world will stop being so fuckin pussy all the time.

No, I don't really care that much about kids names, I'm just tired of the world revolving around pussy people and their cowardly bullshit and names are just another small part of what has caused that in my opinion. Sorry for the incredibly long post, lol, even I don't wanna read the fuckin thing.


dude what a rant!!!

masculinity is overrated in my opinion

at least the macho "i beat you because i can" kind of masculinity.
It so boring...
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#2533000
Lvl 5
Quote:
Originally posted by Swiss407

Out of the 4 names you listed only Coble doesn't sound gay as hell. Even though Coble is still an incredibly stupid name. Give him a normal fuckin name, you're not from Hollywood and you don't gotta name your kid some kinda crazy ass thing that's gonna make him hate you for the rest of his life. C'mon... fuckin Presley? That's a life of Elvis jokes. Savanne sounds like Savanna and that's a girls name and a city not a name anyway. I'm so tired of bein introduced to peoples kids and they're like this is little Lexus, this is Todd or Cody or fuckin Mercedes. Fuck these gay ass names, if ya want your kid to be a pussy then give him a weird name, if ya want him to be a man then stick with men's names. Unfortunately this is only a problem with fuckin white people. Black people give their kids weird ass names but it fits their culture and history and boys names are still usually masculine, same with Spanish people, white people just feel left out on the weird name list and so we've begun coming up with the most retarded "artsy/creative" fuckin names for our kids and then throw masculine right out the window. A name is so much more important then people realize, it molds how you feel about yourself, how you introduce yourself and what people's first impression of you is. Life is all about predators and prey, if you name someone something that sounds weak the predators will pick them out in a heartbeat.

I will personally make sure that my kid picks on anyone's kids if you name them something stupid and I will gaurantee he will beat them on the playground daily for their lunch money. And if you wanna come around to my house and whine about my kid beating up your kid I will proceed to beat you in the same manner my kid has been beating yours and eventually this will cause a butterfly effect and maybe the world will stop being so fuckin pussy all the time.

No, I don't really care that much about kids names, I'm just tired of the world revolving around pussy people and their cowardly bullshit and names are just another small part of what has caused that in my opinion. Sorry for the incredibly long post, lol, even I don't wanna read the fuckin thing.


lay off the caffeine and maybe seek professional help for that over aggressive side of yours.
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#2533001
Lvl 20
^^^ if you notice in the "show a picture of yourself" thread... he is a "gangsta" or he thinks he is anyway. all the pics of himself he is holding a gun and a large amount of marijuana. so, he is hardcore.
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#2533002
Lvl 5
yeah? so?
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#2533003
Lvl 4
so your a pussy
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#2533004
Lvl 20
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Originally posted by pheonixbreed

yeah? so?


so that would explain his aggressiveness. don't see how you don't see the connection.
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#2533005
Lvl 20
Quote:
Originally posted by mcprimal

so your a pussy


fuck off leech noob
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#2533006
Lvl 19
Quote:
Originally posted by Swiss407



I will personally make sure that my kid picks on anyone's kids if you name them something stupid and I will gaurantee he will beat them on the playground daily for their lunch money. And if you wanna come around to my house and whine about my kid beating up your kid I will proceed to beat you in the same manner my kid has been beating yours and eventually this will cause a butterfly effect and maybe the world will stop being so fuckin pussy all the time.




I hope you will never get a kid on your own, it´s because of you kids in America goes shooting people in there schools etc. they have so fucking stupid parents like you will be someday.
What I have seen of your pics I can say to you that you are going to be dead after a couple of years, do you think you are tuff little fucker with a big gun in your pics,smoking weed and stuff, it´s your life but you don´t have to dump shit on people that aren´t like you, live your life and let others live there lives.

stupid fuck

yours kyosho
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