any doctors in the room?

for some reason everytime i close my mouth i hear a sound coming out from my left ear

is the sound of a air leak, something like a tire getting flat!

am i going to die??

whoa. I hope not. better get drunk and laid quick just in case

maybe you should go to school and build your brain to replace the air youre losing

Here's what you do:

1. go get a tube sock, half a potatoe, and some toothpaste, two pencils and a spatula

2. place the tube sock in your mouth, stick the two pencils in your nose and fill your right ear with the toothpaste

3. place the potatoe on your left temple

4. now hit yourself on the back of the head with the spatula till you hear a loud pop, the problem should now be corrected

sounds to me like u need to pop ur ears!

here's a new avatar for you if this makes you feel better

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Originally posted by Devil6

Here's what you do:

1. go get a tube sock, half a potatoe, and some toothpaste, two pencils and a spatula

2. place the tube sock in your mouth, stick the two pencils in your nose and fill your right ear with the toothpaste

3. place the potatoe on your left temple

4. now hit yourself on the back of the head with the spatula till you hear a loud pop, the problem should now be corrected

im glad youre no doc


i have no idea but sounds annoying..

so this never happened to anyone else?

i just came from vacations on the countryside

maybe i have a cricket on my ear
or a flat tire
how would i know? i ve been high the last six days!

ohh and devil6: that didnt worked and now my spatula is full of toothpaste

hold ur nose and try and blow out of it really hard! trust me it will work!

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Originally posted by adman™

hold ur nose and try and blow out of it really hard! trust me it will work!

IT WORKEDªªªªªªª!!!!


now my life is just like anyone else´s


ouch wait, no, it didnt, i still hear it

I'm sorry to have to tell you this but,














you're dyng dude.



The air escaping from your empty skull will soon create a vacuum and your head will implode. Don't worry though, the pain wil only last a second.

I get that when i have traveled, i was told by my dr that it was water it my ear, and also bc the change in water, esp. if it was well water...thats all i got for u.... hope u feel better soon

well water? you mean like a hole in the ground wih water a bucket and a rope?


you doctor is a genius and so are you!!
i ve been on the countryside with wellwater for about a week



i am fixed now

it's kinda like if you go 2 a concert and stand next 2 the speaker... your ears will ring but it will go away and if it doesn't it means the hairs in your ear are bent which creates this sound.. and it can never be fixed you will just have to live with it for the rest of your lfie

next hes going to ask about that rash hes had for a while....

ive heard its a side effect of high drug abuse and no sex for extended periods of time... dunno anything else about it...

drug abuse, sure
sex, enough and a good quality

death? hope not

rash? no no rash at the moment scratch sratch

Go see a real doctor, its likely to be some kind of loose material, ear wax or whatever, theyll inject warm sunflower oil into your ear canal with a syringe, prod you a bit and then suck it back out again, thus clearing any irritation. Hope this helps :P.

Mal

I dont knw of a Dr that would inject and warm sun flower seed oil in someones ear, other then a witch dr. I only thing i heard like this and have had done is the dr taking a needle and taking the whatever is it there out, bt very uncommon now a days now they put a "wick"into your ear it is something that expandes to let the wax or whatever come out of your ear naturally.

yeah they have pretty much stopped syringing now, reckons it damages the ear drum, ive had it done many times though with no bad effects.

Huh? someone say something?