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Admiration for Australia by an American

Starter: SydneySinbad Posted: 11 years ago Views: 5.2K
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Sometimes it is good to be reminded of the good things, not just the negatives:

There's a lot to admire about Australia, especially if you're a visiting American, says David Mason.

More often than you might expect, Australian friends patiently listening to me enthuse about their country have said, ''We need outsiders like you to remind us what we have.''

So here it is - a small presumptuous list of what one foreigner admires in Oz.

1. Health care.
I know the controversies, but basic national health care is a gift.
In America, medical expenses are a leading cause of bankruptcy.
The drug companies dominate politics and advertising.
Obama is being crucified for taking halting baby steps towards sanity.
You can't turn on the telly without hours of drug advertisements - something I have never yet seen here.
And your emphasis on prevention - making cigarettes less accessible, for one - is a model.

2. Food.
Yes, we have great food in America too, especially in the big cities.
But your bread is less sweet, your lamb is cheaper, and your supermarket vegetables and fruits are fresher than ours.
Too often in my country an apple is a ball of pulp as big as your face.
The dainty Pink Lady apples of Oz are the juiciest I've had.
And don't get me started on coffee.
In American small towns it tastes like water flavoured with burnt dirt, but the smallest shop in the smallest town in Oz can make a first-rate latte.
I love your ubiquitous bakeries, your hot-cross buns. Shall I go on?

3. Language.
How do you do it?
The rhyming slang and Aboriginal place names like magic spells.
Words that seem vaguely English yet also resemble an argot from another planet.
I love the way institutional names get turned into diminutives - Vinnie's and Salvos - and absolutely nothing's sacred.
Everything's an opportunity for word games and everyone's a nickname.
Lingo makes the world go round.
It's the spontaneous wit of the people that tickles me most.
Late one night at a barbie my new mate Suds remarked, ''Nothing's the same since 24-7.'' Amen.

4. Free-to-air TV.
In Oz, you buy a TV, plug it in and watch some of the best programming I've ever seen - uncensored.
In America, you can't get diddly-squat without paying a cable or satellite company heavy fees.
In Oz a few channels make it hard to choose.
In America, you've got 400 channels and nothing to watch.

5. Small shops.
Outside the big cities in America corporations have nearly erased them.
Identical malls with identical restaurants serving inferior food.
Except for geography, it's hard to tell one American town from another.
The ''take-away'' culture here is wonderful.
Human encounters are real - stirring happens, stories get told.
The curries are to die for. And you don't have to tip!

6. Free camping.
We used to have this too, and I guess it's still free when you backpack miles away from the roads.
But I love the fact that in Oz everyone owns the shore and in many places you can pull up a camper van and stare at the sea for weeks.
I love the ''primitive'' and independent campgrounds, the life out of doors.
The few idiots who leave their stubbies and rubbish behind in these pristine places ought to be transported in chains.

7. Religion.
In America, it's everywhere - especially where it's not supposed to be, like politics.
I imagine you have your Pharisees too, making a big public show of devotion, but I have yet to meet one here.

8. Roads.
Peak hour aside, I've found travel on your roads pure heaven.
My country's ''freeways'' are crowded, crumbling, insanely knotted with looping overpasses - it's like racing homicidal maniacs on fraying spaghetti.
I've taken the Hume without stress, and I love the Princes Highway when it's two lanes.
Ninety minutes south of Batemans Bay I was sorry to see one billboard for a McDonald's.
It's blocking a lovely paddock view. Someone should remove it.

9. Real multiculturalism.
I know there are tensions, just like anywhere else, but I love the distinctiveness of your communities and the way you publicly acknowledge the Aboriginal past.
Recently, too, I spent quality time with Melbourne Greeks, and was gratified both by their devotion to their own great language and culture and their openness to an Afghan lunch.

10. Fewer guns.
You had Port Arthur in 1996 and got real in response.
America replicates such massacres several times a year and nothing changes.
Why?
Our religion of individual rights makes the good of the community an impossible dream.
Instead of mateship we have ''It's mine and nobody else's''.
We talk a great game about freedom, but too often live in fear.
There's more to say - your kaleidoscopic birds, your perfumed bush in springtime, your vast beaches.
These are just a few blessings that make Australia a rarity.
Of course, it's not paradise - nowhere is - but I love it here.
No need to wave flags like Americans and add to the world's windiness.
Just value what you have and don't give it away.

David Mason is a US writer and professor, and poet laureate of Colorado.
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#4841033
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11. Plenty of Kiwis living there!
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#4841063
I've been in Australia for 5 days now on a work trip and it's a fantastic country. Everyone seems to love talking to an American and having a beer or three. I've got another week and a half here and I couldn't be enjoying myself more!
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#4841064
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Originally posted by xTHX1138x
I've been in Australia for 5 days now on a work trip and it's a fantastic country. Everyone seems to talking to an American and having a beer or three. I've got another week and a half here and I couldn't be enjoying myself more!

Now I am pleased to hear that...like even in my small humble house, it is opened to the people, visitors from o/s most welcome, and even of recent, I have had a few Americans stay, and even tho, they are not as explicit as the above comments, I know as they departed our shores, they enjoyed their time here, and we will meet again! Syd.
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#4841070
Lvl 11
I pretty much just chimed in to say thanks for posting this. Western Canada girl myself; but this just made me homesick for Australia, though that doesn't make sense and I've never been.
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#4841073
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Maybe I should plan a trip
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#4841080
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You are spot on about America. Rupert Murdoch simply moved from Australia to England and then the USA. He's evil as evil gets. His FOX NEWS empire has fanned the flames of fascism and racism. FOX NEWS has given the fundamentalist Christians (the American Taliban), the NRA (National Rifle Association) and the insane John Bircher idiots permission to be in your face about their insanity. America is no longer a melting pot. The Republicans, along with there channel FOX NEWS, are making it impossible to vote if you are young, Hispanic, black or a women who is married and thus had her name changed. There is a small minority now of white rich men who control everything. The Supreme Court just today removed any restrictions regarding how much money a person can give to political candidates.

Having the right to buy a health insurance policy from a for-profit health insurance company has caused the right to call anyone who lauds it a communist and worse.

God help the entire world the next time the Republicans control all three branches of government in the USA. If they did right now, we would be bombing Syria, Iran and, yes, Russia. The Republicans are extremely dangerous. Frankly there is no Republican Party anymore. It has become the Tea Party and these folks are truly insane. They believe the world is 6000 years old and want to bring back segregation and even slavery because they truly believe white people are superior to all others.

You think Germany in the 1930's was something. Wait until you get a load of what the Republican/Tea Party are going to do when they gain full control.
#4841082
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Makes me want to go there.
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#4841085
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Originally posted by paradise_50
You are spot on about America. Rupert Murdoch simply moved from Australia to England and then the USA. He's evil as evil gets. His FOX NEWS empire has fanned the flames of fascism and racism. FOX NEWS has given the fundamentalist Christians (the American Taliban), the NRA (National Rifle Association) and the insane John Bircher idiots permission to be in your face about their insanity. America is no longer a melting pot. The Republicans, along with there channel FOX NEWS, are making it impossible to vote if you are young, Hispanic, black or a women who is married and thus had her name changed. There is a small minority now of white rich men who control everything. The Supreme Court just today removed any restrictions regarding how much money a person can give to political candidates.

Having the right to buy a health insurance policy from a for-profit health insurance company has caused the right to call anyone who lauds it a communist and worse.

God help the entire world the next time the Republicans control all three branches of government in the USA. If they did right now, we would be bombing Syria, Iran and, yes, Russia. The Republicans are extremely dangerous. Frankly there is no Republican Party anymore. It has become the Tea Party and these folks are truly insane. They believe the world is 6000 years old and want to bring back segregation and even slavery because they truly believe white people are superior to all others.

You think Germany in the 1930's was something. Wait until you get a load of what the Republican/Tea Party are going to do when they gain full control.


Wow! Your are just a little bit off topic.
#4841472
I would luv to have the chance to visit Australia, and I luv the accent. It sounds like such a free and open society.
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#4841495
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Originally posted by Lia
I would luv to have the chance to visit Australia, and I luv the accent.


What?! How could anyone love that whiny, nasally twang?

And the sharks, no one has mentioned the sharks!!!
#4841503
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What about the sharks...like I keep them as pets at the bottom level.
#4841505
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I'd be convinced if I could see Saffron Burrows standing clear of the water, in her underwear.
* This post has been modified by SydneySinbad : 11 years ago
#4841814
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Touche'

Bondi here I come!
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#4841870
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Quote:
Originally posted by paradise_50
You are spot on about America. Rupert Murdoch simply moved from Australia to England and then the USA. He's evil as evil gets. His FOX NEWS empire has fanned the flames of fascism and racism. FOX NEWS has given the fundamentalist Christians (the American Taliban), the NRA (National Rifle Association) and the insane John Bircher idiots permission to be in your face about their insanity. America is no longer a melting pot. The Republicans, along with there channel FOX NEWS, are making it impossible to vote if you are young, Hispanic, black or a women who is married and thus had her name changed. There is a small minority now of white rich men who control everything. The Supreme Court just today removed any restrictions regarding how much money a person can give to political candidates.

Having the right to buy a health insurance policy from a for-profit health insurance company has caused the right to call anyone who lauds it a communist and worse.

God help the entire world the next time the Republicans control all three branches of government in the USA. If they did right now, we would be bombing Syria, Iran and, yes, Russia. The Republicans are extremely dangerous. Frankly there is no Republican Party anymore. It has become the Tea Party and these folks are truly insane. They believe the world is 6000 years old and want to bring back segregation and even slavery because they truly believe white people are superior to all others.

You think Germany in the 1930's was something. Wait until you get a load of what the Republican/Tea Party are going to do when they gain full control.
You are apparently totally insane, your post contains not one truthful word.
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Originally posted by paradise_50
You are spot on about America. Rupert Murdoch simply moved from Australia to England and then the USA. He's evil as evil gets. His FOX NEWS empire has fanned the flames of fascism and racism. FOX NEWS has given the fundamentalist Christians (the American Taliban), the NRA (National Rifle Association) and the insane John Bircher idiots permission to be in your face about their insanity. America is no longer a melting pot. The Republicans, along with there channel FOX NEWS, are making it impossible to vote if you are young, Hispanic, black or a women who is married and thus had her name changed. There is a small minority now of white rich men who control everything. The Supreme Court just today removed any restrictions regarding how much money a person can give to political candidates.

Having the right to buy a health insurance policy from a for-profit health insurance company has caused the right to call anyone who lauds it a communist and worse.

God help the entire world the next time the Republicans control all three branches of government in the USA. If they did right now, we would be bombing Syria, Iran and, yes, Russia. The Republicans are extremely dangerous. Frankly there is no Republican Party anymore. It has become the Tea Party and these folks are truly insane. They believe the world is 6000 years old and want to bring back segregation and even slavery because they truly believe white people are superior to all others.

You think Germany in the 1930's was something. Wait until you get a load of what the Republican/Tea Party are going to do when they gain full control.



I'd just like to say that paradise, you're a fucking idiot. Have a nice day.
#4841887
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Quote:
Originally posted by paradise_50
You are spot on about America. Rupert Murdoch simply moved from Australia to England and then the USA. He's evil as evil gets. His FOX NEWS empire has fanned the flames of fascism and racism. FOX NEWS has given the fundamentalist Christians (the American Taliban), the NRA (National Rifle Association) and the insane John Bircher idiots permission to be in your face about their insanity. America is no longer a melting pot. The Republicans, along with there channel FOX NEWS, are making it impossible to vote if you are young, Hispanic, black or a women who is married and thus had her name changed. There is a small minority now of white rich men who control everything. The Supreme Court just today removed any restrictions regarding how much money a person can give to political candidates.

Having the right to buy a health insurance policy from a for-profit health insurance company has caused the right to call anyone who lauds it a communist and worse.

God help the entire world the next time the Republicans control all three branches of government in the USA. If they did right now, we would be bombing Syria, Iran and, yes, Russia. The Republicans are extremely dangerous. Frankly there is no Republican Party anymore. It has become the Tea Party and these folks are truly insane. They believe the world is 6000 years old and want to bring back segregation and even slavery because they truly believe white people are superior to all others.

You think Germany in the 1930's was something. Wait until you get a load of what the Republican/Tea Party are going to do when they gain full control.


Perhaps a switch to decaffeinated coffee will help.
#4842946
I have to agree with lia, I would love to visit the great down under. I would do my best to avoid those dumb sharks..
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#4842955
Lvl 9
If only the sharks were the main hazard; the sharks survive in the water. The main issue is Australians. Those pesky critters seem to be amphibious and are to be found across nearly all of the island continent; even now evolving to inhabit large holes in the western desert regions. Frightening!
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#4842956
Lvl 18
topsail and cowboy I agree with you ------------------- if these peacenicks had control we would be doing the goose step today
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