Here is the setup: You've just had a big event happen in your miserable life, and you want to jump out into the nightlife to celebrate. You decide to spend big and invite 12 of your friends from WBW. If you could bring a dozen members of WBW to a night of drinking, who would they be - and why?
My List?
1) Watty - If you are going out drinking and want to have fun, you've got to have an englishman around. Plus, he has a good sense of humor that would come in handy when you start picking fights later on.
2) Trustno1 (BadBhoyForever) - If you are going to get in said fights, you are going to need someone built like a tank if you are outnumbered in the bar. Plus, he could probably kill someone before they hit the floor.
3) Scott2 - He's already a mack on the bar scene, and he knows how to pull off the cowboy thing. Would make an excellent wingman, as we all know you need those for a night out drinking. Plus, if there is an ugly chick needing love, he might take one for the team. Sorry scott. lol.
4) Bnacho - His dark sense of humor would come in handy when pranks need to be played or other assholes in the bar need to be disposed of. Watching him tell people to fuck themselves would be entertainment enough.
5) Bank - How could you not go out drinking with the WBW resident drunk? Im sure I could make a few bucks simply being his drinking partner in team drinking contests. The man runs on alcohol.
6) The Zodiac - A pretty good friend of mine, this guy is the friend that you would never leave at home when you go out drinking. Good sense of humor, and excellent to back you up when shit goes down. He's the guy that you always invite to a party.
7) Dagon - His no-nonsense "I dont give a shit" attitude would be a great asset to any drinking group. You always have to have at least three assholes in a group of drinkers, and he helps fill that requirement.
8) Suckrates - I mentioned a dark sense of humor before - and he certainly has it. Would be good for a laugh, thats for sure.
9) Donkypunchkid - If you are going out drinking, how can you not invite the life of the party - the dude with the dick on his head.
10) Southpaw - His uncanny ability to be nice one minute and completely off the handle the next would give the drinking night a "when is he going to snap" effect - now that is fun.
11) Red-X - I'd invite him to show him what real men drink like, as he has little to no experience in the bar scene. That, and i'd love to see him pull off a tub-girling on someone in person. I dunno how that would be possible, but he'd know.
12) Fefehumhum - Last but certainly not least, i'd have to invite fefe along. Not only is she a girl, but she's a girl that knows another girl is hot when she sees it - and she isnt shy. All good qualities in a drinking partner, thats for sure. Being female automatically gives her a spot on the list.
Lets hear yours.
My List?
1) Watty - If you are going out drinking and want to have fun, you've got to have an englishman around. Plus, he has a good sense of humor that would come in handy when you start picking fights later on.
2) Trustno1 (BadBhoyForever) - If you are going to get in said fights, you are going to need someone built like a tank if you are outnumbered in the bar. Plus, he could probably kill someone before they hit the floor.
3) Scott2 - He's already a mack on the bar scene, and he knows how to pull off the cowboy thing. Would make an excellent wingman, as we all know you need those for a night out drinking. Plus, if there is an ugly chick needing love, he might take one for the team. Sorry scott. lol.
4) Bnacho - His dark sense of humor would come in handy when pranks need to be played or other assholes in the bar need to be disposed of. Watching him tell people to fuck themselves would be entertainment enough.
5) Bank - How could you not go out drinking with the WBW resident drunk? Im sure I could make a few bucks simply being his drinking partner in team drinking contests. The man runs on alcohol.
6) The Zodiac - A pretty good friend of mine, this guy is the friend that you would never leave at home when you go out drinking. Good sense of humor, and excellent to back you up when shit goes down. He's the guy that you always invite to a party.
7) Dagon - His no-nonsense "I dont give a shit" attitude would be a great asset to any drinking group. You always have to have at least three assholes in a group of drinkers, and he helps fill that requirement.
8) Suckrates - I mentioned a dark sense of humor before - and he certainly has it. Would be good for a laugh, thats for sure.
9) Donkypunchkid - If you are going out drinking, how can you not invite the life of the party - the dude with the dick on his head.
10) Southpaw - His uncanny ability to be nice one minute and completely off the handle the next would give the drinking night a "when is he going to snap" effect - now that is fun.
11) Red-X - I'd invite him to show him what real men drink like, as he has little to no experience in the bar scene. That, and i'd love to see him pull off a tub-girling on someone in person. I dunno how that would be possible, but he'd know.
12) Fefehumhum - Last but certainly not least, i'd have to invite fefe along. Not only is she a girl, but she's a girl that knows another girl is hot when she sees it - and she isnt shy. All good qualities in a drinking partner, thats for sure. Being female automatically gives her a spot on the list.
Lets hear yours.
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