Some more stuff I'd like to see in 2007:-
Bengie Molina sheds a little weight and becomes a lithe, sleek bag-swiper.
Joe Maddon takes off his pretend glasses.
Mike Piazza finally admits that he's not Italian, but American.
Jered and Jeff Weaver do something to make themselves look distinguishable from the other.
Milton Bradley releases his own version of a popular MB Games product, calling "Fuck You Yahtzee", and follows up on its surprise success with "Boggle This, Motherfucker".
Matt White successfully mines all that lovely granite, buys the Dodgers with the proceeds, and puts himself on the postseason roster with a bold "ha!".
The new MLB anti-sweat cap manages to stop Jason Giambi perspiring more than Barry Bonds in Target.
Grady Sizemore relents to female public pressure and flashes his bits from the dugout.
Mariano Rivera sues Billy Wagner over the rights to "Enter Sandman".
Andruw Jones and Jhonny Peralta take an adult literacy course together.
Carl Pavano wrestles with the moral dilemma of whether or not to go back on the DL due to the unfortunate loss of an eyelash.
Homer Bailey and the Ravens' Bart Scott form an unlikely friendship, and meet with Matt Groening for lunch at the Ivy, sparking rumours of a...no, that one's just stupid.
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