100 Push-ups a day in a giant bowl of green spam

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Originally posted by Latino

silly cat...

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Originally posted by Summarize

I editeed franklins post..calling things things...what aejrk.

I FINALLY had afucking sweet night.

So tonight my friend kept bugging me to go to the really big bar in his town, like the one all the young peoples go to, so I asked my sister to come, since she goes to it a lot and knows the people and shit.

I don't like to brag, since one of us on the site here is a pro.

Then we went back to the house party, and two of the guys in the band were my sisters friends.

I would hate to be short, shit would suck.

I have a sneaking suspicion my sister is very goodlooking...like a female version of me.

I can't feel the ends of my fingers....this shit feels epic.

I asked her for her number becase they're playing agian tomorrow.

In fact, I think I will tomorrow...since that other girl who I talked last is like bipolar or something...halfway through our conversation at the party she started crying about getting kicked out of her house.

I'm picky for a guy.

Man...I drank so much, and then I started buying people drinks.

Also, ignore this most of you, this part is just for the faggots.

This seems like a long post, I should have started it with "dear diary".

So I have highspeed, so it's twice the fucking win.

I love knowing I could have slept with an attractive girl tonight, and just didn't.

Man...that was a good band.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

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That's just funny. I'll forgive the kitty abuse. But, watch out, jerk.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

My place doesn't have hot water. Or didn't earlier. Not sure if that's changed.

Not having hot water kinda prevents a lot of things.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

My place doesn't have hot water. Or didn't earlier. Not sure if that's changed.

Not having hot water kinda prevents a lot of things.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

My country has a higher GDP than yours, 'roo lover.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Man, you'll feel like a dick when you find out that I live in a van parked in an alley, and that I get my internet access from the coffee shop by my van.

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Originally posted by Latino

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not really, ill just point and laugh..

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Man, you'll feel like a dick when you find out that I live in a van parked in an alley, and that I get my internet access from the coffee shop by my van.