'Special Birthday Sex' Ideas

All -

Today's my 30th and the girlfriend has agreed to "special birthday sex" and I'm looking for ideas. She's not going to put on leather (nor would I want her to) and she's not going to give me 'back door' access, but anything else should fly.

Thoughts?

She could give you a booklet of 30 gift certificates - each one good for one of your favorite sex acts, like a blowjob, a handjob - whatever you love that you just might want anytime...

Of course, you'd have to work out the details yourself: how many tickets could be redeemed at once, are they transferrable, etc....

Fantastic idea!

money shot on film...

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Originally posted by Mary_pi

She could give you a booklet of 30 gift certificates - each one good for one of your favorite sex acts, like a blowjob, a handjob - whatever you love that you just might want anytime...

Of course, you'd have to work out the details yourself: how many tickets could be redeemed at once, are they transferrable, etc....

What a brilliant idea, it's my 50th on Tuesday, I wonder.............

Have her put an extra sheet on the bed. You lie naked on it. She gets a box of Corn starch and massages
you with it. It will feel great to you and to her. Then after you come, you do it to her, or do it to her
first then let her do it to you. Corn starch is clean, no odor and washes out. I think you both will like it.

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Originally posted by sexcapades

All -

Today's my 30th and the girlfriend has agreed to "special birthday sex" and I'm looking for ideas. She's not going to put on leather (nor would I want her to) and she's not going to give me 'back door' access, but anything else should fly.

Thoughts?

so other than those two things, you have an all access pass? wow. nice. go crazy and do anything you can possiby think of.

corn starch? interesting!

How 'bout her and a girl friend!

Man if you need help on this topic you do not deserve your present

Her and a girl friend beats my idea hands down.

Come on, we could all use a few fresh, creative ideas for the bedroom!

Girlfriend? She forgot to disinclude that as an option, so. . .

you could let me fuck her and you can watch in the corner with some lotion and a box of kleenex

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Originally posted by ibbeau

you could let me fuck her and you can watch in the corner with some lotion and a box of kleenex

^^^^

True true. Bust a threesome with some other chick or dude. Something you'll both enjoy. Or some handcuffs, motion lotion, bathtub sex....fuck it, whatever. Be creative

Dude, this is the perfect Ass to mouth opportunity. Of course, you have to capture it digitally for posterity. Now, here is the key...fisrt of all, she has to know that the sole reason for the whole deal is to turn you on. So, you are gonna have to bring it and bring it hard. Secondly, its dirty in there so...don't make her suck it, you just pull out, roll her over and shoot the load in to her mouth.

Also, its a once a year thing. You don't get to do it again on...say, July 4th. Its just for birthdays.

Go for it. Be one of the few. Godspeed and Happy Birthday

Great Dane + Peanut Butter?? (beer) oh an Happy B-Day.

Baby oil is too messy, I don't know how that corn starch would work.

Body paint is fun, but not really sexy as one might think.

If you don't dig leather you could always try light bondage. Something with some silk rope and a feather duster.

The second girl idea sounds awesome, but that really depends on your relationship.

Chocolate syrup was fun. I might steer clear of something as sticky as honey.

Different locations is fun. Out doors if it's nice, in the woods or a park. Elevators were fun. Stop the elevator at a floor no one seems to be on, that should give you at least one floor up or down to get your clothes back on. Sweatpants help. Maybe have sex in some parking lot in the back of your car like you're teenagers. Stacks of a big library. Random bathroom. And there's always roadhead.

I never dug dress-up personally, but you could always ask her to dress like a cheerleader or something.

I've done some odd things in my day, and when all is said and done I think the best is just a good fuck.

Hope you have fun!

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Originally posted by Dasvader

Great Dane + Peanut Butter?? (beer) oh an Happy B-Day.

Well, we know what to get you for your birthday! I'm kinda scared to see what you ask for for Christmas!!

what about putting her in leather and have wild analsex with her?

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Originally posted by dragonboy33

How 'bout her and a girl friend!

Or,,,,, does she have a sister? Now that's erotic!