Once again back it's the incredible...

Hey! Who missed me? Who even remembers me? I had a few uhhhh minor legal issues I had to work out but I'm back. Sorry to the mods I left on but the situation was mostly beyond my control.

Anyway, love me or hate me, here I am. Missed ya'll.

You slept.

I hope you didn't drop the soap in the shower. I hear that bad things happen then.



And by bad things, I mean anal rape.

Welcome back. Hows everything going now that you're out and shit?

what did u do? im sure it was bogus.

Welcome back, Swiss!

I'm not really at liberty to talk with full disclosure about everything that happened until around March 7th when it's all officially over but for now I'll just say it was a 1st degree felony (maximum 15 years) it was in fact bullshit but incredibly serious none the less. Right now the charges are dropped but should be discharged March 7th then I can give full details. Everything is great now though. The cops were stupid, tried to create a case out of thin air and my incredibly high priced lawyer ate the case relatively easily.

Anyway, I'm damn glad to be back.

@Lindros: lol, It's not nearly as bad as it seems on TV. Still no fun though. The prisons they've glamorized on tv are very few and far between, there's probably only a handful of maximum security state prisons across the country where that kind of stuff happens, for the most part it's really uncommon. Dropping the soap is awkward but safe. lol

welcome back...

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Originally posted by Swiss407

@Lindros: lol, It's not nearly as bad as it seems on TV. Still no fun though. The prisons they've glamorized on tv are very few and far between, there's probably only a handful of maximum security state prisons across the country where that kind of stuff happens, for the most part it's really uncommon. Dropping the soap is awkward but safe. lol

Ok, if you say so, but I think I'd bend at the knees to pick it up. Just to be safe.

I hear that. Definitely bend at the knees regardless.

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Originally posted by Swiss407

... and my incredibly high priced lawyer ate the case relatively easily.

Anyway, I'm damn glad to be back.

Appears to be money well spent then, yes?

Welcome back!

I didnt miss you! Kidding welcome back

Wow, I can't wait to hear of your adventure.

I hope that somewhere along the way it involves a pretty girl (and not you being used like one).

@orion2k: lol, it was definitely money well spent.

I'll make a thread detailing the whole thing as soon as the case gets discharged in early/mid March for those who care. Definitely doesn't involve me being used like a girl, Tarquin, unfortunately it doesn't include a pretty girl either. There was a sorta ugly girl involved but she didn't belong to me. lol

how was the sleep

When I read the title, and seen the poster...I was expecting a rap battle of some sorts.

I'll be honest, I'm a little disappointed.


Nothing even rhymed..



Welcome back, glad to hear that the stories of brutal anal rape are mostly exaggerated....

Sorry to disappoint Honda. I'll try harder to gain your approval next time I disappear for 5 months and come back.

welcome back

Honestly, didn't know that you were gone.

Although, I'm usually to last to know everything.

I did find it weird how you randomly ended up not being a mod, though.

They probably figured I was never comin back. Totally my fault. I miss the "WBW CREW" above my name but shit I would've got rid of me too, I was gone a long time.

When I was around I did good work on the pic queue if I do say so myself though.

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