twisting words, taking the most inane part of something i say and making a mockery of it
Yeah, well... you're so totally female.
cant sleep.
and lmao. are you kidding my igloo is like the biggest ever. and mounties are real. but they are actually beavers which make up the significant portion of our "army" as we like to call it. we recently just got about 6 canoes from thailand to help our navy out.
oh yes sir. we are so advanced, there are even about 9 telephones working in canada now.
hey back on, though not sure for how long its been a long day and im up early tomorrow
Welcome back.
What ya been doing?
That sucks. Call in sick? lol
eh I'd like to work by myself for 2 hours. I like going in to vacuum the pool early in the mornings during the summer before all of the annoying kids and coworkers get there haha
Oh. That sucks.
Get drunk and show up with a Canadian accent?
lmao i ALWAYS show up with a canadian accent =) cause im cool like that (and, you know, CANADIAN!)
Yeah, I am pretty much hilarious.
I'll be here all week, ladies.
Room 319.
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.