Save the small talk ....
'There is a line of girls waiting to get into heaven. The first girl walks up to St Peter and he says to her – 'have you ever in your life touched a penis?' She looks embarrassed and then says – 'Well I once tickled one with the end of my finger...' St Peter replies – 'the wash your hand in the holy water and you may enter.' The next girl approaches and he asks her the same question and she replies – 'I once gave a guy a hand-job ...' St Peter says to her – 'then wash both your hands in the holy water and you may enter.' St Peter then looks up to see a girl pushing her way to the front and he asks her – 'please, what is the rush you are already dead?' She replies - 'I know that, but if I need to wash out my mouth with that water I want to do it before my friend has to clean out her arsehole with it ......'
'There is a line of girls waiting to get into heaven. The first girl walks up to St Peter and he says to her – 'have you ever in your life touched a penis?' She looks embarrassed and then says – 'Well I once tickled one with the end of my finger...' St Peter replies – 'the wash your hand in the holy water and you may enter.' The next girl approaches and he asks her the same question and she replies – 'I once gave a guy a hand-job ...' St Peter says to her – 'then wash both your hands in the holy water and you may enter.' St Peter then looks up to see a girl pushing her way to the front and he asks her – 'please, what is the rush you are already dead?' She replies - 'I know that, but if I need to wash out my mouth with that water I want to do it before my friend has to clean out her arsehole with it ......'
