I'm here.

<stands up>
Hi, all.
My name is Eric, and I've been a Master bater for 12 years.
You all make me feel as if I belong!
<cries a tear>
<sits down>

Impressive.

Welcome.

i hate people named Eric.

fucker.



i bet you wack off alot.

Quote:

Originally posted by EricLindros

<cries a tear>

what ELSE would you cry? burning fire?

Your name sounds very swedish.
Welcome to the site

Yes, there are many Master Baters here, you will fit in just fine.

Quote:

Originally posted by EricTheViking

[reply=EricLindros]

<cries a tear>

what ELSE would you cry? burning fire?
[/reply]

Obviously. I just wanted to clarify the number of tears. Only one. I don't want to come off as some kind of weeping douche bag.

::becomes a weeping douche bag::

I'd offer you a tissue, but they're all kind of clumped up and crusty.

proof that you do indeed belong here!

Wanker

Welcome Eric we all are disfunctional here, and we luv it. So sit down I'll get youa beer and make your self at home.

I'd offer you a tissue, but that would be kinda gay...

Quote:

Originally posted by EricTheViking

i hate people named Eric.

fucker.



i bet you wack off alot.

Eric isn't my real name. I use it as my pseudonym, as I'm a great writer you see.

And what's with the wack off line? I said Master bater. I really know how to fish. You know, worm on a hook, sinkers and bobbers and stuff? Damn perverts round here.

it should have been spelled "baiter" in that case

I figured if we're talking about worms and bobbers that either spelling would be appropriate.

Just one tear? Like a jesters tear then..
sniff.

Uh, I think i just had something in my eye. Some dirt or something. I'm stong like bull, man no cry!

hi!

hello

hello, welcome to WBW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(see, I deviated from my normal greeting)