Hello Everyone

Just thought I'd Post a formal Introduction for anyone who hasn't already seen my infrequent Spasmodic first posts.

My names Simon and im a 30 year old Australian reformed Geek.

Love my Car (when the Bastard works )
Love my Stack of Guitars and amps and shit (this being the reason for my release from Geekdom even though it took many sad teenage years to relise that many girls love a guy that can play guitar )
and of course I love women and porn

P.S. I spell Like a Bag full of Assholes :^)

welcome fellow aussie

Welcome aboard Simon, have loads of fun.

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Originally posted by SimonFatty

P.S. I spell Like a Bag full of Assholes :^)

High! Sounds like you'll fit right in.

welcome, grab a foster's and have fun

welcome mate!! glad to have another aussie among us..

and disregard the fosters jokes...they are un-educated in aussie culture

another fucking Aussie?

welcome mate.










nah seriously, an Aussie?

@ watty....or rather with watty


Welcome to the site new dude.

Thanks Guys,


I am gonna have to go and try one of these fosters one day No one drinks it here anymore, we just import it now I guess Mabye it really is a good beer

"Goes to find a Fosters '

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Originally posted by Watty

another fucking Aussie?

welcome mate.










nah seriously, an Aussie?

welcome to the site

Thanks Guys,

Its Us fucking Aussies that make the world go round :P then again Mabye not, But we do ride Kangaroos to work, now thats gotta be worth something .

I am gonna have to go and try one of these fosters one day No one drinks it here anymore, we just import it now I guess Mabye it really is a good beer

"Goes to find a Fosters '

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Originally posted by SimonFatty

Mabye not, But we do ride Kangaroos to work, now thats gotta be worth something

i always knew you guys were a bunch of kangaroo humpers.

Hi Simon

O Dear what did I say

"note to self - do not mention Kangaroos"

*hump*hop*humphump*hophophop*hump*

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

*hump*hop*humphump*hophophop*hump*

Would Never let that many hops in between humps

Well atleast that what Im told

@FeFe

Welcome Simon, have fun

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Originally posted by SimonFatty

Thanks Guys,

Its Us fucking Aussies that make the world go round :P then again Mabye not, But we do ride Kangaroos to work, now thats gotta be worth something .

I am gonna have to go and try one of these fosters one day No one drinks it here anymore, we just import it now I guess Mabye it really is a good beer

"Goes to find a Fosters '

Don't do it.

Now stop this nonsense silly Brit and start posting for real.




Oh and the always warm Dagon welcome: Die!

With mixed feelings, Dagon.

Welcome, dude.

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Originally posted by SimonFatty

"Goes to find a Fosters '

NOOO!!



dont do it mate...dont..


::stabs dagon in the eye::