Finally Introducing Myself :)

Hi Boys and Girls!

I’ve been hanging around after lurking for a while. I was advised by a friend to skip the introduction forum because of the manner which females are treated by the jerks. I have found them to be in the minority and the majority of members I’ve dealt with are friendly and helpful. The Crew is top drawer and maintain a tight ship. I’m new to WBW but I’m an old hand at the internet.

Don’t ask for pics, there ain’t never going to be any, besides I’m old enough to be to be your, er, older sister.

The must be a rite of initiation. It’s weird to see someone posting and you’re thinking, ”Who the Hell is THAT.”

So if it's not too late, I’m saying "Hello" at last

Hello.

Hey

Hello and Welcome

Welcome. Enjoy the sexy ladies. I think there's cars in here to but I'm not entirely sure about that.

I never did an intro thread either.

Hi.

the manor in which females are trea... GET YOUR TITS OUT!

Thanks Guys!

I did find the cars by accident but there's no proper directions, you can't get there from here. Where's FATHERTIME?

Hey so ummmmmmmm....ya know.....wanna have sex or somethin? Oh and can we get some pics? Oh Oh Oh while you're at it can you write Swiss on a banana and...



Just figured I'd get the creepiness outta the way. Welcome to the site, enjoy your stay, don't drink the water.

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Originally posted by reficul

I think there's cars in here to but I'm not entirely sure about that.

When are people gonna stop perpetuating that myth? I've been here 4 almost 5 years or so and I haven't seen any cars.

i feel its too late for welcome as you've been lurking for so long so i'll just say hi and enjoy

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Originally posted by Tarquin

I never did an intro thread either.

Hi.

Neither did I..

...it haunts me every single day.

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Originally posted by J-Swiss

Hey so ummmmmmmm....ya know.....wanna have sex or somethin? Oh and can we get some pics? Oh Oh Oh while you're at it can you write Swiss on a banana and...



Just figured I'd get the creepiness outta the way. Welcome to the site, enjoy your stay, don't drink the water.

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When are people gonna stop perpetuating that myth? I've been here 4 almost 5 years or so and I haven't seen any cars.

Your effort is appreciated

Top drawer? I keep my socks in the top drawer!
Welcome!

SSSHHH! It was supposed to be a compliment

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Originally posted by retailtherapy73

i feel its too late for welcome as you've been lurking for so long so i'll just say hi and enjoy

Don't diminish me

Welcome from your B***h

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Originally posted by webbie1

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Your effort is appreciated

Are you kidding? being this perfect is effortless. It's a DNA kinda thing. But seriously if you're not gonna get naked at some point this thread is really gonna get dull. Then I'm gonna have to get naked, then all the guys are gonna get jealous and all the girls are gonna start buddy requesting (yes all 3 of them lol)....it's bad.

@ Swiss- I ain't gonna get naked. I can still turn some heads; I just hate when they puke

@ Punnani - Thanks Luv, where the fuck's your dog collar?!?!?

You know all so you already know what I was gonna say so I'm a just gonna sit here and be quiet

Welcome to the party! (beer)